Train mein I mosquito Chinese ke sir pe AA baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.
Fir I matchar Bania pe baitha. Us NE pakar ke Chinese ko poocha "khareedoge kya !!!"
Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?
Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.
Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.
Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.
Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.
Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?
Son: Suraj
Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe,
aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai TU.
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