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Doctor: They are for you
It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!
Wife: No darling, it means,
With Idiot For Ever
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Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
So I'd be in your hands all day.
Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
So I could have a new one everyday.
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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
Husband: You should have known it the minute
I asked you to marry me.
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So I bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: Why Three?
Husband: For you and your parents
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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again
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Husband: A lovely Push...!!!
Please Always Keep On Smiling
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