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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-02-02T10:01:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Jaan hai mujki Jindagi se pyari,
jaan ke liye kar du kurban yari,
Aab tumse kya chupanaâ¦
Tum hi to ho na jaan hamari..

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Jab bhi ye dil udaas hota hai
Jane kon aas pass hota hai
Kissi ko dundti hai ye nazare
Kissi ke na hone ka ahsaas hota hai
Jo roz kare muj ko SMS pyare
wo shkas bhi bada khaas hota haiâ¦

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Ager Zindagi mai judai na hoti
To kabhi kisi ki yaad aai na hoti
Sath hi guzarta her lamha to shayaed
Rishton mai yeh gahrai na hotiâ¦

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Hum tere sath chalenge tu chale na chale,
tera har dard sahenge tu kahe ya na kahe,
hum chahte hai ki tum sada khush raho,
hum chahe rahe ya na raheâ¦

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Aankhon ki berukhi acchi nahi hoti,
Yaaron se doori achhi nahi hoti
Kabhi kabhi mila kariye hamse,
har waqt SMS se baat puri nahi hotiâ¦

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Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai?

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-02-02T09:55:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Kabhi Ajnabee Se Milay The,
Fir Yhonhi Miltay Chale Gaye,
Hun To Aapko Dost Bananewale The Magar
Aap To Hamare Dil Ki Dhadkan Banthe Chale Gaye.

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Aap Ki Yaad Mai Sab Kuch Bhulaye Baithe Hain
Chiraag Khushiyon K Bujhaye Baithe Hain
Hum To Marenge Aap Ki Baahon Main
Yeh Bhi Maut Se Shart Lagaye Baithe Hainâ¦

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein

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Mere kuch jazbaat hai kahin khoye hue se,
Kaise kahun tumse woh jaise hai sharmaye hue se,
Parr din aaaj hai mohabbat ka,ab naa chup rahun,
Ye tera hi pyar hai,jaise harr baag chaman khile hue se !!
Be My Valentine !!!

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagiâ¦

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagiâ¦

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-02-02T09:46:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Apke aane se zindagi kitni Khubsurat hai,
Dil me basi hai jo wo apki hi Surat hai,
Door jaana nahi humse kabhi bhulkar bhi,
Hume har kadam per aapki Zarurat hai.

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To all my friends who are committed:
Happy Valentineâs Dayâ¦..
And To all my friends who r single,
Happy Independence Lifeâ¦

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Jaise Hawa Ka Jhonka,
Shehad Ki Mithaas,
Jaise Phoolon Ki Khushbu,Jaise Pyar,
Jante Ho Sub Se Khubsurat Ehsas Kya Hai,
Aap Ka Sathâ¦..!

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When you feel cold and warm at the same time,
when you read over the same line for the tenth time,
when your heart and thoughts somehow appear to rhyme,
and when a simple name conquers your whole mind,
then you are in deep trouble my friendâ¦
You are âLOVEâ, We call it the hard time !!

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Chehrey Per Banawat Ka Gussa,
Aankhon Say Chalakta Pyar Bhi Hai,
Is Shauq-E-Ada Ko Kya Kahiye
Inkar Bhi Hai Iqraar Bhi Hai..
Ajj Iqraar Ker Hi Do..Dear..
Happy Valentineâs Day..

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Plz Yaroo Boht Ho Gya
Apni Apni Girlfrnd Ko Sambhalo
Mujhe Phone Kar K Kehti Hai K Aj Se 16 Din Bad
Hmare Sath Date Pr Chlo
Happy Valentineâs Day
14 Feb 2011

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[Hindi_Jokes] Hum Mile Na Mile

2012-01-31T21:01:00.000-08:00

Gam ke Halat me muskurana Badi baat hai....

Thokar kha kar dil lagana Badi baat hai....

Inkaar kiya ho har baar jisne...

Har baar usiko chahna badi baat hai...

- Gud Morning ...

Su Prabhatam... Mahadev har

- R@@J

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2012-01-31T16:57:00.000-08:00

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[Hindi_Jokes] HAMARE DESH ME INKALAB KYU NAHI AATA

2012-01-29T21:09:00.000-08:00

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke romantic sms

2012-01-27T10:40:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Romantic SMS

Pyar bina
pyar bina kya jeena,
yaar bina kya marna
sabkuch bekar hai
kiun ki me love ki layek hi nahi hoon!

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Lambhi hai manzil door hai
kinara jane kyu nahi aya aaj sms tumhara
bhul gaye number ya naam hamara
ya koi milgaya humse bi dost pyara..

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Pyar ki barsaat liye
Duaaon ki soghat liye
Dil ki gehrayee se
Chand ki roshnai se
Pholon k kaghaz per
Aap k liye sirf 3 lafz

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Wo Pyar meri jaan bana rehta hy,
Uska pyar meri pehchan bana rehta hy,
Koi muntazi hy uska kitni shiddat se,
Wo janta hy magar anjan bana rehta hy

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Mousom baldalta hai to bolke badalta hai,
Koi humain yaad kar k khud ko rulata hay,
Dil nahi samajhta magar ye tu such hay,
Shiddat se yaad hamain bhi koi aata hai

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Pyar main patthar bhi vigal jati ha mom ki tarah
pyar main patthar bhi vigal jati ha mom ki tarah
Tumhari pyar main meri jindagi ki tarah.
Jo tum na mile to me duniya chor chala.

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-26T10:57:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Ye baat hawao ko bataye rakhna ,
Roshni hogi chirago ko jalaye rakhna ,
Lahu dekAr jiski hifazat humne ki...
aise TIRANGE ko sada Dilme basaye rakhna.
Happy Republic Day

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Aaj main aap se apne dil ki baat kahna chahata hun,
han wohi 3 alfaz jo aap sunna chahte hai,
wo hi 3 alfaz jo aap k dil ko chhu le...
*HAPPY REPUBLIC DAY*

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Premika- Lal Quila red kyon hai?
...
Premi- Kyoki Rajnikanth ne
paan kha ke uspe thuka tha.
...
Aur ab ye mat puchna
Taj Mahal white... kyo hai ??

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Ache Riste K Liye Kisi Wade Ya Shart Ki
Jarurat Nhi Hoti,
Iske Liye Sirf 2 Ache Insano Ki
Jarurat Hoti Hai Ek Meri TarahâSweetâ
aur Ek Aap ki Tarah âSO SWEETâ...

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Apni mohabbat ki khushbu se nur kar do,
tumse juda na ho sakun itna majbur kar do,
meri nas nas me bas jaye wafa teri,
kisi aur ko na dekhu itna Magrur kar do...

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Duwao pe humari Aitbar rakhna,
Dilme apne na koi sawal rakhna,
dena chahte ho agar khushiya hume,
To âbus Aapâ
khush rhna aur Apna khayal Rakhna...

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-25T11:52:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Yaad mein teri ankhe bharta hai koiâ¦.
Har saans ke saath tujhe yaad karta hai koiâ¦.
Maut ti aisi cheez hai jisko aana hi haiâ¦.
Lakin teri judai mein har roz marta hai koi..!!

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Dosti karo to dhokha mat dena,
Doston ko bewafai ka tofa mat dena,
Koi tumhe rahe yaad kar ke
Aisa kabhi mauka mat dena

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Mana ki tumko humse mohabbat nahi hai,
Par hum toh tumhe dil se chahate hai.
yakeen humse itne bhi dur nahi hai,
par hum toh apane dil ke pass lana chahte haiâ¦

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Agar samajh jate wo samjhane se,
Man jate wo manane se,
To kiyu dil tanha hota kiyu kadam behak jate,
Laut aate agar wo Harsh ke bulane se..

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Shayar voh nahi jo kalam utha liya karte hai,
Shayar voh bhi nahi jo tareefo pe jiya karte hai.
Shayar toh voh sakhas hote hai,
Jo dard ko bhi tadpa diya karte haiâ¦

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Har raahi ko mann chaha mukaam nahi milta,
Jisko jee bhar pyaar kar sake wo insaan nahi milta,
Aasma k sitaro ki tarah hamare armaan
bhi bikhrte rehte hai,
Jo apne dil mein hamein jagah de
sake wo meharbaan nahi milta..

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-25T11:36:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Apni aankho ke sabhi ashq baha kar sona
Tum meri yaad ka her deep bujha kar sona
Dar lagta hai neend hi kahe cheen na le
Tera her roz mera khwabo me aa ker sona

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Na Muskurane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Na Aansu Bahane Ko Ji Chahta Hai,
Tumhari Yaad Mein Aur Kya Kahe,
Bas Tumhare Paas Aane Ko Ji Chahata Hai

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Dhadkan bina dil ka matlab hi kya
roshani bina diye ka matlab hi kya
kyu kehte hai log ki mohabbat na kar dard milta hai
wo kya jane ki dard bina mohabbat ka matlab hi kyaâ¦

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Paya hai jitna pyaar aapse,
Usse bhi jyada pane ko ji chahta hai.
Na jane kaun si khubi hai aapme,
Dosti nibhane ko ji chahta hai

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Rab ki kasam, aisa koi nahi mere sanam jaisa
na koi hoga mujhse mohhobat karnewala tumhare jaisa
khushnaseebi hai meri jisko tumhara saath mila abhi
ab mhot bhi aa jaye to koi gaam nahiâ¦

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Phoolon se saji teri jamin hogi,
Har raat us chand se chandni hogi,
Kisi raah par mano hum na mile to gam kaya..
Aapki har raah par meri duao ki roshani hogiâ¦.

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-25T11:18:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Taare hai anek par aaj hai chand ki baari
Phool hai kai par woh toh gulab hai humari
Unki ek muskaan pe kurbaan hai zindagi saari
Aur unki palko ki chhaon mein jannat hai humariâ¦

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Zindgi jab bhi teri bahon mein lati hai hamein,
Yeh zaami chand se behtar nazar aati hai hamein,
Har mulakat ka anjam judai kyon hai,
Aab to har waqt yahi baat satati hai

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Kabhee Tum Miloo Kabhee Hum
Mulakato Kaa Yeh Silsila Yuhi Chaltaa Rahe

Yuhi Muskurate Raho Tum
Aur Ye Hasin Pal Ka Safar Yuhi Chalta Rahe

Shaam Ho Tandi Hawa Chale
Tumhari Kushbu Hum Yuhi Mehsus Karte Rahe

Raat Ho Chandini Ka Intezaar Na Rahe
Subah Ho To Roshni Ka Nazar Na Rahe

Tum Ho Sirf Tum
Tumhare Siva Humhe Kisi Ki Etbaar Hi Na Raheâ¦

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Lamhe judai ke bekarar kerte hai,
Haalat mere mujhe laachar karte hai,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe ki aapse pyaar karte haiâ¦

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Dil Ke Aaine Khaney Ki Adhoori Tasveer
Taqdeer Ki Kitaab Ki Ki Woh Adhoori Tehreer
Kisi Dil Ki Baasti Mein Ek Adhoori Jagheer
Kismat Ke Haathon Par Ek Adhoori Lakeer

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Aankho me samaa jao is dil me raha karna
taaron me hasa karna phoolon me khila karna
jabse tumhe dekha hai jabse tumhe paya hai
kuch hosh nahi mujhko ek nasha sa chaya hai
ab baat jo karni ho aankhon se kaha karnaâ¦

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-24T10:49:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Jal Rahe hain kisi ki yad mein
Hum is tarah se...
K Neend to aa rahi hai
magar Dil sona nahi chahta..

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Jab rulana hi tha tuje to fir hasaya kiuy
Sath dena nahi tha Aahsaas jataya kiuy.....
Mana ki ham tere kabel nahi the to
dosti ka rista banaya kiuy..

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Zara tum dhiyan se dekho
Meri bekhwab ankhon mein
Tumhara khwab sota hai
Mujhe bedaar mat karna
Usey tabeer hone tak!!

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Bari mushkil se seekha hai
khush rahna uske bagair.

Per suna hai yeh baat,
use pareshan bahut karti hai.

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Tumhari zindagi se main bohot se faasle le kar
"tumhain bas itna kehta hun"

kisi ko zindagi se is tarha rukhsat nahi karte
k mujhko zindagi se jis tarha tum ne nikala hai.

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Dil torne wale ko saza nahi milti,
Har kisi ko pyar karne ki dua nahi milti,
Log kahte hai ishq to ek rog hai,
To phir medical store pe iski "Dawa" kyu nahi milti

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

2012-01-24T10:38:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Ek ladki ne chote bache k gaal pe kiss ki.
Girl-oh sorry tumare gaal pe lipstick lag gyi.
Baby kuch achcha karne se agar daag
lagte he to daag achche hain

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2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye
1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,
2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir
"jr.KG" se shuru karna padega..

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Dad- Whos this girl ??

Boy- ohh she, My girlfriend
.
.
next day

Dad- now whos this "new" girl?
Boy-Rishta wohi Item Nayee..

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2 cockroach ICU Me ek dusre ke bagal me admit the..
1st- Kisne maara?

2nd- Arey koi ni, ek ladki mujhe dekh k
itna chillayi ke heart attack aa gya.

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salman khan-he bhagwan,
mujhe itna smart kyon banaya,
jab dekho ladkiyan paresan krti hain
bhagwan-jab tu itna paresan hai to
jra soch vivek kitna paresan hoga

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PATI:Kaash main GANPATI hota tum
111- din tak meri puja karti Modak, Ladoo khilati....
PATNI:Haan kaash aisa hota fir har
saal Visarjan ke saal NAYA pati lati.

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

2012-01-24T10:28:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Husband 2 wife~
"na kajre ki dhar,
na motio k haar.
na koi kiya singar,
phir b kitni sundar ho."
Wife~
oye, saaf-2 bol na ki
"make-up k liye paise ni dunga

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cycle wale ne 1 Aadmi ko takkar mar di.
Aur bola-Aap bahut lucky ho
Aadmi- kaise
Cycle wala- Aaj meri chutti hai
NAHI TO MAI TRUCK CHALATA HU

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Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai,
I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab,
Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge.

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Papu- Papa Good News H.
Snta- Kya?
Papu- Apko Yad H Apne Kha Tha K Agr
Mai Exam Me Pas Ho Jaun To Muje 5000 Denge.
Snta- Han.
Papu- Apke 5000 Bch Gye!

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Jailer-Suna he tum shayar ho..Kuchh sunao yaar
Qaidi-"Gum-e-Ulfatme jo zindgi kat ti Hmari
Jis Din zamanat hui us din
zndagi khatam Tumhari

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Ek Larka Ghar Dair Say Lauta.

Maa:
Kahan Thay?

Beta:
Emotional film
Dekhnay Gaya Tha
'MAA kA PYAR'.
.
Maa:
Ab ander Ja kay Action Film Dekh..
'BAAP ki MAAR'

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2012-01-24T10:20:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Circuit: Bhai america mein address puchega tho kya bolne ka
Munna: Dhobhi Ghaat
Circuit: Bhai english mein bolneka tho?
Munna: Washington

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Boy Ask A Girl "bidayi" Ke Time Pe Ladkiyan Roti Kyu Hai?

Girl:- " KAMAINE" agar tujhe pata
chale ki shar se door le jake koi tujhse
bartan majvayeda to tu kya nachega

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Santa: shirt silwane k liye 1 achha kapda dikhao.
Salesman: plain me dikhau?
Santa: nahi helicopter me dikha
saale bandar yahi pe dikha,,,

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Santa- oye yaar! Tu mujhe
sms 2-2 baar kyu bhejta hai..?
Banta- oye! Ek sms tu rakh liya
kar aur ek forward kar diya kar.

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Teacher : Repeat the sentence
"Delhi me Qutub Minar Hai.."
.
.
.
Student (in a sleepy tone) :
"Dubai mein Kutta beemar Hai.

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Mazak ki bhi ek Hadd hoti hai YAAR
Main Ladki ke sath date maar raha tha
aur mera dost uske samne aakar bola:
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"kal wali Zyada achi thi".

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2012-01-24T10:13:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Dad-beta batao jaan kahan se nikalti hai?
Beta- khirki se.
Dad- woh kaise?
Beta- kal didi ek larke se keh
rahi thi jaan khirki se nikal jao

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Pathan Student:
Miss kya raat ko aap mujhe Call kar rahi thi?
Miss:
No
Pathan Student:
Kamal hai
subha mere Mobile pe likha tha: (MISS Call)

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2 boys were talking:
1st: Tu bohot accha swimming karta he
kaha pe sikha
.
.
2nd Boy:
.
"Pani me

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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA.
Zamin par Khada raha to RUM,
Aur
hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND

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RAKHI SAWANT Train me!
TC- Ticket?
Rakhi-Mera to Chehra hi Ticket hai.
TC- Jurmana lgega!
Rakhi-Q?
TC- Qki Tum 1st CLASS me
baithi ho & Chehra 3rd CLASS ka hai

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Jyotish - tumhari jindagi me14 ladkiya ayengi.
boy-oh yes,ye hui na baat.""what a life""
jyotish -jyada khush mtho bete
ek patni or 13 betiya hongi.

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

2012-01-22T12:00:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Breaking News"
Aakhirkar pata chal hi gaya ki 2012 mein pralay kaise ayegi..
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5/8/2012
ko
Friendship day aur "RAKSHA BANDHAN" ek hi din hai.

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Best msg for all the students.....
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Kaash padhai bhi pyar ki tarah hoti.....

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"Apne aap hi ho jati"

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Q-y dis kolaveri di?

Phale ye to pata karo ki melody
itni choclaty kyun hai?

Kolaveri di ka pata hum baad me b kar lenge

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Mere chup rehne se naraz na hua karo dosto
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suna hai k smart log kam bola karte hai
<(',')> Oh my God! !!
Mummy meri_//_ nazar utaro

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Don ko sirf 11 mulko ki Police hi nahi
main bhi dhoond raha hoon
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Kyuki mujhe RaOne ke
paise waapis chaahiye.

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Koi 1 Din Select Kro
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Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thur
Fri
Sat
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Kr Liya..?
Rply Mat Karna
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Bas Us Din Naha Liya Kro Plz I Know
Srdi Kafi H Pr Nahana B Jruri Hai

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

2012-01-22T11:54:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Whiskey ki khushbu
Brandy ki mithas
Rum ki roti
Or Tequila ka swad
Vodka k pakode
Or Papad ka sath
Mubarak ho aapko ,

Bewdo ka tyohar

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Agar ghee sidhi ungli se na nikle toh
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toh ghee ko garam kar lo..

har cheez mae ungli karna aachi baat nai hai..

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Khushi de apko,
Dusri kiran hasi de
Tisri tandurasti
Chouthi kamyabi
Bas kafi ho gaya.
Ab garmi lagegi?!

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Dil Todne ke liye bus yehi baat
Kaafi hai...
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.
.
Raat ke 2 baje
.
.The number you have dialled is
busy on another call.

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To All my friends who send me
Love & best wishes in my Life N pray 4 my success

Its not working Kamino,
try Harder
Dil se pray kiya karo

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Aap se to? Customer Care Best hai.
Bcoz,
Daily
4msgs, 2calls , wohi kar dete hain.
Aur aap?
1Call nahi?
1Msg nahi?
1Miss Call nahi?Hanso mat.
:msg kro

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

2012-01-22T11:45:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Log zindagi ki mushkile na jane
kaise solve kr lete h..:-O
.
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Humse toh book k solved examples
b sahi se solve ni hote

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Ek Bat Bolu...

Nazar Mat Hona,

Bol Du..

Soch Lo...

Hum

Tumhse
Bahut

Pyar

Se Kahate he SMS Karo Nahi to...
Mobile Chori ho Jayega

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Nail paint lagaya jaata h nail mein...

wah wah

nail paint lagaya jaata h nai mein...

Wah wah

ACP-ab tum zindagi bhar sadte rehna jail mein

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kashmir ki vaadiyo me,
Barfeele hawao me,
Jheel k kinare baithe LAILA ne MAJNU se kya kaha?

?

?

?

Haramkhor Hero mat ban,
Sweter pahenle

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Jab LADKI Facebook pe tumse baat na
kare to usse kaise baat karoge??
.
.
Uske WALL pe likh do..
Mere inbox me 'I Luv U' kyu bheja re??.

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Don ka intajar to 11 mulkonke
saloon wale kar rahe he
lekin wo kaha jante hai
ki don to "ganja" hai......

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

2012-01-22T11:31:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Nalayak bano to aise bano.
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Ki.

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jis din kitab kholo
to
khud kitab k panne tumse puchhe
Beta aaj tabiyat to theek hai na ya pee rakhi hai.

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agar kabhi tumara akele ka panga
10 aadmi k sath ho jaye to muje bulana
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maine kabi kisiko maar khate nahi dekha hai

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Ager Mobile INDIA Me bante to Usme Templates Kuch Aise hote --
1. Kuttey call kar jaldi.
2. Cigerret lete hua aana.
4. Yar kisi ladki ka No. to de
5. Kaha hai bey?
8. Ghumne chal raha hai kya?

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Kripya Dhyaan De....
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*
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Dhyan dene ke liye
Shukriya.:-):)
agar itna dhyaan padhaai pe dete to IIT
me hote..

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Shayad Mene Apni Zindagi Ki
Ahmiyat Ko Samjha hi Nahi..........
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Agar Samjha Hota To Mai Apni Zindagi
Facebook Par Barbad Na Karta

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Dil banta he dosto se,
dost bante he pyar se,
pyar banta he pariwar se,
pariwar banta he ghar se,
...
ghar banta he.
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AMBUJA CEMENT SE!

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-20T10:40:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Ikraar mein shabdon ki ehmiyat nahi hoti,
Dil ke jazbaat ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Aankhen bayaan kar deti hain dil ki daastan,
Mohabbat lafzon ki mohtaaz nahi hoti!

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Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita do
yaadein meri, magar..
kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.

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Yaadon ki parchayee mein ab to aaye tera hi cehra
Tu abhi tak iss baat se hai anjaan main hoon deewana tera
Izhaar-e-mohabaat karne to bahot baar socha maine
Par har baar tere hi aks ne roka hai rastaa mera

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Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Pani main pathar mat pheko
Koi pani pita hai
Apne chehre par muskuhart sajaye rakha karo
Koi isi muskan ke liye jita hai

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Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate.

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Har pal ne kaha ek pal se...
Pal bhar ke liye aap mere samne aa jao...
pal bhar ka saath kuch aisa ho...
ki har pal tum hi yaad aao.

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-20T10:36:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year & knowing a
person like me will make ur life lovely.

Have a lovely day n life!**

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Wen things go wrong...
Wen sadness fills ur heart...
wen tears flow in ur eyes...
always remember 3 things
1) I'm with u...
2) Still with u...
3) Will ALWAYS b.

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Phool bankar muskarana zindagi,
muskarake gum bhulana zindagi,
jeet kar koi khush ho to kya hua,
haar kar khushiya manana bhi zindagi.

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Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1,
but sure tht sum1 is ONLY one!

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Khushi se dil ko aabad karna...
Aur gham ko dil se azad karna,
Hamari bus itni gujarish hai ke hame bhi
Din me ek baar YAAD karna...

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Aapki muskan hamari kamzori hai,
Keh na pana hamari majburi hai,
Aap kyon nahin samajhte is khamoshi ko,
Kya khamoshi ko zuban dena zaruri hai

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-20T10:29:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Wo kehte hai khoye the teri yaad me,
mujhe apne dil ko chhod har jagah talaash kiya,
wo kehte hai nahi milte tum bade bedardi ho,
mujhe apni ankho me chhod har jagah talaash kiya

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Chicken Ready,Yes Boss
Omlet Ready, Yes Boss
Mutton Ready, No Boss
Bakra Abhi SMS Padh Raha Hai
YOU LAUHG OR NOT
GIVE ME ANSâ¦

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Reliance Mobile K Handset k peechai
3G CDMA likha hua hota, whats meaning of 3GCDMA ?
3GCDMA= Teen Gujraati Chor,
Dheeru, Mukesh, Anil
AND YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Chehre chehre mein fark hota hai
har chehre mein tark hota hai
Tera chehra hi eisa hai
jis per pad jaye kisi ki nazar
uska baira gark hota hai

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Milna nahi ..phone nahi â¦missed call nahi â¦
mujhe chinta ho rahi hai ..kya hua?â¦.
Zoo wale phir se pakar
kar le gaye Kya?

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Majboor karke phir mujhe mere yaar le chalo
Uski gali me phir mujhe mere yaar le chalo
Betha ho meri raah me ankhein bicha ke wo
Usne hi tu kiya tha mujhe pyar le chalo

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke pyar bare sms

2012-01-20T10:22:00.000-08:00

Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bare SMS

Kyu chupke se wo log utar jate hai dil me
Jinse kabhi kismat ke sitare nahi milte
pyar ke bhawar me ye keh ke chhod diya
ki kabhi nadiyo ke dono kinare nahi milteâ¦

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Hume pata nahi dil ki manzil kaha hai,
hum to unke peeche peeche chalte rahenge,
safar khatam kar denge wahin par,
jaha tak unke kadam le chalenge

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Zindagi Mei Kisi Ka Saath Kaafi Hai
Haatho Mei Kisi Ka Haath Kafi Hai
Dur Ho Ya Paas Fark Nahi Padta
Pyar Ka To Bas Ehsaas Hi Kaafi Hai.

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Kyu intezar karte ho khushiyo ke aane ka tum
Har lamhe ko tum khushnuma banate kyu nahi
Jab khud zindagi nahi rukti maut se pehle
Phir se aashiyana tum sajate kyu nahi

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Khuda ke dar pe maangne walo ki kami nahi,
per koi khali haath nahi jaata,
hamare paas bhi pyaar ki koi kami nahi,
kambhakat koi aazmanae nahi aata

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Majboor karke phir mujhe mere yaar le chalo
Uski gali me phir mujhe mere yaar le chalo
Betha ho meri raah me ankhein bicha ke wo
Usne hi tu kiya tha mujhe pyar le chalo

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2012-01-19T08:22:00.000-08:00

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[Hindi_Jokes] Ishwar se var manga

2012-01-17T21:43:00.000-08:00

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