Wednesday, May 29, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS

 

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Soch K Use Muskurate He Hum
Dil Ko Kahani Uski Sunate He Hum
Jab B Yaad Karte He Use
Sari Duniya Ko BhUl Jate He Hum.

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Aap Aate Ho Ankho Me Chand Sitare Lekr
Jane Kaha Gye Khwab Hmare Lekr
Kitne Hi Dur Chale Jao Hmse Lekin
WaQt Ayga Apko Pas Hmare Lekar.

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Aapki judai bhi humein pyar karti hai.
Aapki yaad bahut bekrar karti hai.
Jaate jaate kahin bhi mulakat ho jaye aapse,
Talash aapko yeh nazar bar bar karti hai…

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Aap khubsurat hain itne,
ke har shakhs ki zuban par aap hi ka tarana hai,
hum nacheez to kahan kisi ke kaabil,
aur aapka to khuda bhi diwana hai.

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Hotho pe dil ke tarane nahi aate,
Sahil pe samundar ke fasane nahi aate,
Neend me bhi khul uthte hai palkein,
Aankhon ko khwab chupane nahi aate

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Tuesday, May 28, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

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Biology Sir: Can U Tell Me Exactly
Where Iz Ur Heart?
(All Boys Shouted Loudly)
!
!
In Girls Hostel !!!
Teacher smiled And said very slowly: Mera Bhi

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Santa train me ek seat par akela leta tha
.
Ek aadmi aaya aur bola:"bhai thoda
side me ho jaiye mujhe bhi baithna hai
.
Santa:"tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu..??
.
. Aadmi darr k dusri jagah baith gaya
phir ek pahalwan aaya aur bola:"side
me ho ja chotu mujhe baithna hai
.
Santa:"abe oye tujhe pata hai mai kaun hu
.
Pahalwan ne santa ki gardan pakad k
utha liya aur bola:"haanbol tu kaun hai..??
.
.
Santa:"ji mai " Bimaar " hu.. 2 din se tezz bukhar hai...

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Classic Insult !!
Lecture Was Going On..
Suddenly A Boy Went Out Of The Class.
Lecturer : Ye Bahar Kyn Chala Gaya?
His Friend : Sir Usko Neend Mein
Chalne Ki Aadat Hai

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Boyfrnd ne chupke se GF k purse se mobile nikala,
ye dekhne k liye k mera no. kis name se save hai
Honey/Darling/My Love
He was shoked 2 see d name
!
!
!
RECHARGE WALE BHAIYA...

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After marriage:
1st 3 years ------perfumes,
flowers,chocolate, strawberry, grapes....
After 3 yrs-------baby powder,
johnsons cream & lotions, baby oils
after 15yrs-------zandubalm, vicks, iodex, Moov Spray
after 40 yrs------- agarbatti

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[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

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Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay?
Rikshawala: 50
Sardar: 20 lelo
Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega?
Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega

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2 boys with Sardar where going on a Motor cycle.
Policeman gives hand to stop.
Sardar shouted oye pehle hi teen
bhete hai tu kaha bethega…!

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Sardar: Oye tu har message
Do dafa q karta hay?
2nd Sardar: Taa k tu aik Forward
kar de to doosra tere pas rahay!

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School mein Master ji ne chote santa se poocha:
Jisme koyi kami nahi usko kya kehte hai.?
aur jawab aayi:
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.
.
.
.
Kami- na

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1 Over me Kitne Balls Peke Jate hai
Kya apne kaha 6?
Galat jawab
1 over me 1 hi ball 6 bar feka jata he
Bade aye!
Cricket k shokeeeen!

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[Hindi Jokes] Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa

 

Jisse Chahaa Kaassh Woo Humaraa Hotaa

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[Hindi Jokes] Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay

 

Naa janee tumpee itnaa yaaqeen kyuu haay

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[Hindi Jokes] kounn kehtaa haai eek aadmi aapni kismat khud likhta hai

 

kounn kehtaa haai eek aadmi aapni kismat khud likhta hai

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Friday, May 24, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 

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Nepali : Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega
Salesman : Pata Nahi
Nepali : Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To,
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
Salesman : Abey Ye Sham Singh Nahi,
Samsung Hai

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Breaking News:
Ek Bacche Ne Idea Cellular Ki
Advertisement Dekh Kar
Apne Parents Ka Mobile
Inter-change Kar Diya.
Next Week They Got Divorced... ;).
Now New Punch Line :-
Idea Can Not Only
Change Your Life It Also
Help You To Change Your Wife.

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Love Inspire Mallice Fallice Envy Envy.
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Niche Toh Aise Dekh Rhe Hai,
Jaise Upar Ka Sab Samaj Me Aagaya Hai.

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Bhoot Ka Beta Apni Maa Se ..
Beta:Maa Meri Sakal Kitni Darawani H.
Maa:Beta Teri To Kuch bhi Nahi Uski
Dekh Jo Ye Padh Rhe H...

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Boy To Jyotishi..

Boy:-Meri Koi GirlFriend Nahi Ban Rahi hai..?
Jyotishi:-Kaise Banegi Bhai..??
KUNDLI Me SUKH HI SUKH Likha hai...
Mauj Kar:);-):-O

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Monday, May 13, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Whats Missing

 


Whats missing in H__RT? EA or U?

Pick EA & youll get a heart!

If u pick U, you will get hurt!

Id pick U coz its better to get hurt,

Than have a heart without U.

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