Monday, September 30, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS

 


Boy : Mujhe 1 bottle blood dedo..
Nurse : Blood group bolo..
Boy : Koi b chlega..
Nurse : Kaise chalega.. ??
.
.
.
Boy : Girlfriend ko love letter likhna hai..
Koi bhi chalega.

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Why boys call all girls "Item"?
.
.
.
.
Bcoz item means "maal"
maal means "paisa"
paisa means "laxmi"
aur ladkiyan toh ghar ki laxmi hoti hai.
.
"Rishta wahi soch nayi" ..

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Girl:" Baba mere mobile me Balance nai rahta kya
karu
.
NIRML Baba:" boyfrnd hai ki nahi, .
.
Girl:" nahi..
.
Baba:" bus isliye hi kripa ruki hai,
Boyfrnd bana lo
kripa shuru ho jayegi.

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 Santa:
Tum bike itni tez q chla rhe ho?
Banta:
Ye letter urgent dena hai
Santa:
Kaha?
Banta:
Address padhne ka time nai hai.
Santa:
Ok go fast.

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Log Pta Nhi Kudi Ko Kaise Prpose kr
Dete Hai..??
.
.
.
Meko To Pani-Puri Khane K Baad
Papdi Maangne me v Sharam Aa Jati
Hai..

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That happiest moment On Facebook.
.
.
.
When you are fighting on some one's 
status and your friends support u by 
liking ur comments 1 by 1 Especially female friend

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After falling in love: "JEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!"
.
.
.
.
After BREAK- UP : "PEENEY laga hun...
pehle se jyada!!!!

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I logout from FB (reason:"i'm bored)
.
.
.
.
.
.
After 5 min- I sign in(reason:" i'm bored).

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 2 Lovers Ne Suicide Ki Planing Ki..
.
Boy Jumped 1st, Girl Close Her Eyes
& Returnd..
.
Boy In Air Opened Parashute& Said Mujhe
Pata Tha Chudail Tu
Nahi
Kudegi..
.
From that day onwards people
started saying LADIES FIRST..

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Duniya ki best "MAA" to har
bete ke paas
hoti hai,
.
Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best
"BIWI"
Padosi ke paas hi kyu hoti hai.. ??
.
True Lines Said By The Great
Philosopher
"JETHALAL GADA"

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Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong!

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Pappu apni family k sath jungle me rehta tha.
..
Ek din Usy jungle se ek Sheesha mila.
sheeshe me usne khud ko dekha to
usko laga ke papa ki tasveer hai
..
Wo Usy apne ghar le gaya Or
Usse roz baaten krne laga....
..
Uski Biwi ko shak huwa.
Ek din uski gair mojudgi me
Usne Sheesha nikala or apna
aks dekh kr boli:
"Acha to ye hai wo Churail
jis se Mera Shohar baaten krta hy".
..
Usne Sheesha apni Saas ko
dikhaya to Saas ne kaha:
"Koi baat nhi..! Budhi hy, jaldi marr jayegi"

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Gf : Itni Slow Awaz Me kis
Se Baat kar Rahe Ho?

Boy : Bahen se !!

Girl : Bahen Se Itni Slow
Awaz Me Bolne ki kya Zaroorat
Hai ?

Boy : Tumhari Jo Hai !!

*BREAK_UP*

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 EXAM me fail hone ki wajah kya
hai ?
.
.
1 saal ke 365 din hote he.
..
Roz 8 ghante sone ke Yani pure
saal ke 122 din
365-122=243
.
.
Diwali ; holi etc...aur summer
vacation gino 61 din
243-61=182 din
.
.
Usme 52 sanday.
182-52=130 din.
.
.
Festival ke 40.
Collage festival 15 din
130-55=75 din.
.
.
Khane pine nahane ke 3 ghante
ke hisab se 46 din.
75-46=29 din.
.
.
Roj ke 1 ghante dosto ke.Uske
15din.
29-15=14 din.
.
.
Ab hum 10 din to bimar bhi rahte
he.
14-10=4 din bache.
.
.
T.V dekhne ke 3 din.
4-3=1 din bacha Yaar
.
.
1 sal me 1 din hi to birthday aata
hai
Ab birth day ke din kon padhe
yaar

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How 2 grow up a baby 2 mak it
smart,cute,funny & extremely inteligent.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Meet My Parents..

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According to Indian parents,
if
you're smiling while
texting ...
.
.
It means you have a boyfriend
or girlfriend...


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Girl's Wish For Life Partner
.
.
I Don't Need Any Car
I Don't Need A Bungalow
I Don't Need Servants
I Don't Need Branded Clothes
I Don't Need Hi Class Food Either
.
.
But I Just Need A
" SINCERE " Life Partner
..
Who Can Provide Me All These .

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Khatarnaak. Must Read!
Ek Young Doctor Ne Clinic Khola
Thori Dair Baad Aik Aadmi Aaya
.
Dr Ne Apne aap ko Busy Show Karne K Liye
Phone ka Receiver Uthaaya aur Appointment
Dene k andaaz main bolne laga..
.
Kuch Der Natak Karne Ke Baad Wo AADMI Se
Bola: Bataiye Kya Problem Hai.......??
.
Aadmi: BSNL Se Aaya Hoon sir, apka dead
Phone Activate kerneke Liye..

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 Technological Mistake;
.
.
Late night, boy drops thegirl at her home, on
the gate, he puts his hand on the wall n says;
"can I kiss u
..
Girl; nhi aj nhi.
..
Boy; plz?
..
Girl; no
..
Boy; day do na jan?
..
Girl; no yar abhi nahi.
.
.
This continues for 10 mints,
Then Girl's little brother appears on door, says;
.
.

"papa keh rahe he, tum ise kiss do ya na do
tmhari marzi.
par is begairat se kaho INTERCOM k button se
hath utha le. Iski bakwas pura ghar sun raha
hai.

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Life= Mobile..
Lover= Recharge..
Frends= Charger..
.
.
Kitna bhi Recharge karlo agar
charger na ho to mobile switch off..
.
.
Kyuki Har ek frend jaruri hota hai..

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The awkward moment when someone's
zipper is down & you don't know whether to
tell, because you can't explain why you were
looking that low..


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Aaj kal ki Generation Ko
Sabse Zyaada Tension Kab Hoti Hai.. ??
.
Exams Mein.. ??
Nahi

Results Mein ??
Nahi
.
.
Jab So Kar Utho Aur
Mobile Aas Paas Na Ho Tab

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Ladki ko Teddy Bear Gift Karne Par.....
English Girl :- Oh ! So Cute ........
Muslim Girl :- Allah ! Kitna Khoobsurat Hai ...
Sikh Girl :- Oh Ji , Kinna sona Teddy Hai ...
Haryanvi Girl :- Re Yo Ke De Diya Bhaalu Sa .

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 Tere Pyaar K Exam Mai Paas Hone K
Liye Na Koi Ratta Mara Tha Na Cheating Ki Thi...
Isliye Result Mai Mujhe Mila ?
.
.
.
.

Baba Ji Ka Thullu :-P

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Customer (female) - Agar mai aaj cheque
jama karu to wo kab clear hoga?
.
Clerk - 3 din me.
.
Ladki - Dono bank amne-samne
hai fir b itna samay Q ?
.
Clerk - madam , PROCEDURE to FOLLOW
karna padta hai na.
..
Socho agar aap Shamshan ke bahar hi mar gai,
to aapko pahle ghar lekar jayenge
ya wahin nipta denge ?
..
Customer behosh.

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Sunday, September 29, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Pyar Bhare SmS

 


Being there for
people because you know
how it feels to have
no one there for you.


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