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** An Ant saw strawberry juice & shouted: "Aaaah at last I visited the red sea!!!!"
**Two cockroaches were admitted in ICU,
The first Cockroach asked: "Raid???"
The second Cockroach replied: "No, Shoe!!!"
**An NRI sent a blank sms to his wife, why?
He didn't want to talk to her!!!
**A man hit his brand new car in to the wall, why?
He wanted to test whether the airbags are working!!!
**Policeman caught a drunk man & asked: "Why your eyes are red?", The drunk man replied: "Actually i drunk tomato sauce while i was sleeping!!!"
**Two mad people were fighting on motorcycle, why?
They were arguing about 'who will sit near the window'!!!
**A drunk man opened his fridge & saw the jelly shaking.
So he said: "don't worry dear, i will not eat u now!!!"
** A drunk man gave his mobile to his friend & said: "please send a sms to my girlfriend, because my hand-writing is very bad!!!
** One American came first time to India, & asked what does "minimum" means in Hindi??? A man replied: "kam se kam". So the next day during a conversation with an Indian, the American man wanted to say “We have the maximum cold�, so he said "we have go se go cold in America" (opposite of come se come)
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