[Hindi_Jokes] GOOD EXPLANATIONS

GOOD EXPLANATIONS

FRIENDS PLEASE FORWARD THIS MAIL TO YOUR FREINDS

 

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to  her and say: "I am very rich.  "Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing..." 2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a  gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and  pointing at you says: "He's very rich.  "Marry him." -That's Advertising..." 3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to  her and get her telephone number. The next day, you  call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.  "Marry me" - That's Telemarketing..." 4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up  and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour  her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her,  pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and  then say:"By the way, I'm rich. Will you  "Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations..." 5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks  up to you and says:"You are very rich!  "Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition..." 6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to  her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you  a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..." 7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to  her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she  introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..." 8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to  her and before you say anything, another person come  and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she  goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..." 9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to  her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your  wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

 

 

 

Friends please forward this mail to your all friends-Ganesh Kumble

 

ganeshkumble11@gmail.com

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/hindi_jokes

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