jyotiShI - "ek sundarI bAr-bAr tumhAre mArg me
AyegI par Ap usase sAvdhAn rahiyegA."
moTor Driver- "muJe sAvadhAn hone kI kyA AvashyakatA
hai, sAvadhAn to use rahanA chAhiye."
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ek laDkA aur ek laDakI kI cycle TakrA jAtI hai.
gusse me laDkA puChhtA hai - "wrong sIDe kyo chal rahI thI."
laDakI (sunkar)- "kyA yah tumhAre bAp kI saDak hai?'
laDaka- "mere bAp kI to nahI hai. yah to Apake bAp kI hai.
parantu muJe to dahej me milI hai."
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cycle par savAr ek vyakit Age jAne wAle cycle savAr ko –
"mai kitanI der se dekh rahA hu ki tumhArA bachchA
huA jA rahA hai, parantu tum use chup kyo nahI karAte?"
Age jAne wAlA savAr - "Asal me merI cycle me ghaNTI nahI hai."
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shikShak, dIpU se -"viTAmin "C" kis vastu me sabase adhik hotA hai?"
dipU- "jI, harI harI mirch me."
shikShak- "shAbAsh, tumane kaise patA lagAyA?"
dIpU- "jI, harI mirch khAte hI munh se si-sI kI AwAje jo nikalatI hai."
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jyAdA bolane wAlI bIvI ko ek din patidev ne kahA-
"yadi tum pAnch minuTe bhI chup baiTh jAo aur bAtachit
na karo to mai tumhe pAnch rupaye dungA."
patnI kuChh der chup baiThI. tabhI mushkil se do minuTe hI
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yuvak (buDhe ko ChheDate
mai bahut ChhoTA hote
buDhA (muskurAte hue) - "AdamI bis sAl kI umra tak hI buDhA ho jAtA hai,
parantu gadhA sATh sAl tak jawAn rahetA hai."
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"mere peT me dard ho rahA hai, krupayA davAI de dIjie
aur davAI dene se pahale ek bAt batA dIjie,
bAkI gharo me to momabattiyA jal rahI hai,
Apake ghar me andherA kyo hai?"
manJale hakim ne uttar diyA, "jo hakim jitane marIj mArtA
hai utanI momabattiyA jalA letA hai, aAp andar to Aiye kal
hamAre yahA bhI ek jal jAyegI."
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darogA- "tum fir yahA aA gaye, kaun lAyA tumhe?"
aparAdhI- "jI ye dono sipAhI."
aparAdhI - "hA, sarakAr, dono piye
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ramesh ko dekhakar mohan
"wah kis AdhAr par?' ramesh ne pUChhA.
"bAt yah huI ki kal ApakA paDosI ApakI prashansA kar rahA thA."
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ghar me ghusate hI munne ne jor se AwAj lagAI,
"mAa, muJe do rupaye de do, galI me garIb AdamI kab
"kyA kahakar chillA rahA hai?" mA ne pUChhA.
munnA ne batAyA, "kah rahA hai, ice cream malAI baraf, ice cream malAIbaraf..
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clerk graDe kI parIkShA me ek prashn thA, "pruthvI se surya tak kI kitanI durI hai?"
ek ummIdavAr ne uttar me likhA, "yah to mai Thik-Thik nahI
jAnatA ki surya pruthvI se kitanI duRrI par hai, hA,
itanA muJe avashy mAlum hai ki kAfI dur hai aur agar merA
hunAv ho jAye to wah mere kAm me koI bAdhA nahI DAl sakegA.
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laDakA- (karoDpati bAp se)- "pitAjI, muJe 10000 rupaye dIjiye,
mai unkA vyApAr karuMgA to muJe 300 rupaye kA lAbh hogA."
pitA- "beTA, yah lo 300 rupaye aur tum apane vyApAr ko huA samaJo.
is tarah binA mehanat tumhe tumhArA lAbh mil
aur mere 10000 rupaye bhI bach jAyenge."
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ek sainik ne roTI me miTTI milI hone kI shikAyat kI.
subedAr ne use DAnTate
sevA karane ke liye bhartI
"jI sar, par mai mAtrubhUmi kI sevA karane ke liye
bhartI huA hU na ki use khAne ke liye."
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DocTor- "ho sakatA hai sharAb kI wajah se ho.
tumhArI bimArI kA koI Thik kAraN samaJ me nahI aA rahA hai."
rogI- "koI bAt nahI, mai ghanTe-do ghanTe ghumkar AtA hu,
tab tak ApakA nashA uttar jAyegA."
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rAkesh- "muJe purN vishvAs hai ki tum saralA ko
jaldI hI bhUl jAoge aur fir tumhArA jIvan chain se bitegA."
sudhir- "tumhArA sochanA bilkul galat hai dost,
mai itanI jaldI use kaise bhUl sakata hu.
kAfi apate tak kisto me chukAnI paDegI."
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premikA kA pitA- "shAdI ke bAd tum kitanI AmadanI me
premI- "1500 rupaye mahinA kAfI hogA."
premikA kA pitA - "Thik hai, iske alAvA merI laDaki bhI
1500 rupaye mahinA kamAtI hai."
premI- "maine jo kharch Apako batAyA hai usame maine
usakI AmadanI pahale hI shAmil kar lI hai."
pitA - "tumhe suresh ke sAth vivAh karane me Akhir aitrAj kyA hai?"
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laDakI - "Ap nahI samaJate pitAjI, mai ek aise vyakit kI talAs me hu
jo jIvan ko achChhI tarah samaJatA ho aur usake dukho
pitA- "mai samaJ
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adhayApak - "ApasI phuT se nukasAn hI nukasAn hai."
ChhAtra- "jI, tabhI to Aye din hamame se koI na koI piTatA rahatA hai."
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lekhak - "tum merI rachanA paDhakar bhI nahI hanse."
pAThak- "kyoki yahA likhA hai - "hansanA manA hai."
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