Saturday, June 27, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] TRUE MEANING (MALE STATEMENTS)



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Statement: "I'm a Romantic."
True Meaning: "I'm poor."


Statement: "You're the only girl I've ever cared about."
True Meaning: "You are the only girl who hasn't rejected me."


Statement: "I really want to get to know you better."
True Meaning: "So I can tell my friends about it."


Statement: "She's kinda cute."
True Meaning: "I wouldn't kick her out of bed but a pillow over the
head might be necessary."


Statement: "I don't know if I like her."
True Meaning: "She won't sleep with me."


Statement: "Was it good for you?"
True Meaning: "I'm insecure about my
manhood."


Statement: "I had a wonderful time last night."
True Meaning: "Who are you?"


Statement: "Do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you might find out."


Statement: "Do you 'really' love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later."


Statement: "How much do you love me?"
True Meaning: "I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you by now."


Statement: "I have something to tell you."
True Meaning: "Get tested."


Statement: "I've been thinking a lot."
True Meaning: "You're not as attractive as when I was drunk."


Statement: "I think we should just be friends."
True Meaning: "You're ugly."


Statement: "I've learned a lot from you."
True Meaning: "Next!!!!"


Statement: "I'm on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
True Meaning: "I gotta turn on my answering machine."





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