Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.
Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.
Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.
Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.
Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.
Munna Bhai: Ye Gandhi Bapu har note me haste kyun rehte hai?
Circuit: Simple hai bhai, Royenge to note Geela Nahi ho jayega !
Munna Bhai: What is the difference between bus & cycle?
Circuit: Bus ka stand bus ke sath
kabhi nahi jata, Par cycle ka stand hamesha cycle ke sath jata hai.
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.
Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.
Husband: Kya karun, khushi ke mare kutch samaj hi nahi aa rha.
A Blonde goes to a TV showroom.
Blonde: Do you have color TVs?
Blonde: Give me a green one, please.
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