[Hindi_Jokes] Husband and Wife Funny Jokes.. Kindly forward to all your Friends

 

Hi dudes! 

Lets start with a little smile on your face 
to become pleasant feelings and healthy positive emotions.

To make u all smile and Enjoy.. 

Husband and Wife Jokes!!!!!  



1) Wife: Aapko meri khoobsurati zayada 

achi lagti hay ya aqalmandi..?
Husband: Mujhey to tumhari ye mazaaq ki

aadat bohot achi Lagti Häy... 



2) Husband: Malang baba, meri biwi bohot 

pareshan karti hai, Koi hal batao.
Malang: Beta, hal hota to 
mein malang kiu banta..?



3) Ek sahab dosray sahab se: Bhai ye khushiyan kiya hoti hen?
Dosray sahab: Pata nahi bhai, meri to
kum umar me hi shadi ho gaii thi.



4) Wife: Main bazar ja rahi hoon, 
mujhe 50 Rupay ki zaroorrat hai!
Husband (ghusay se): Tumhen Rupay se ziada
aqal ki zaroorat hai!
Wife: Aapse wohi cheez mangi hai,
jo aap k pass mojood hai! 



5) wife aur Husband Mazaar se Nikle to aik 
Faqeer ne kaha: Shehzadi 5 rupey de de, Andha hoon.
Husband: De do, Tumhe Shehzadi kaha hai 
to zaroor andha ho ga. 



6) An old man married a young Girl, 
Someone asks the GiRL: Aap ne in mein 
Shadi ke liye kiya daikha?
Girl: Aik to inki INCOME or dosray in ke Din kam. 



7) They say that when a man holds a woman's hand 
before marriage, it is love;
After marriage: It is self-defense 



8)Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag
to the office. Why?
Darling: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible,
I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
Darling: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, 
"What other problem can there be greater than this one?



9)How a woman calls her husband in first 6 years:
Yr 1. Janu
Yr 2. O G.
Yr 3. Aji, sunte ho?
Yr 4. Arey, O Bunty k pappa
And then...
Yr 7. Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 8. Tum aate ho k main aaon?



10) Teacher: Wo Kon si Cheez Hai Jo Insaan
Ki Izzat Ko Mazbooti Se Jakhre Rakhti Hai?
Student: MISS, SHALWAR KA NARRA



11) Husband 2 Wife : Did u Have any boyfriend before marriage ?? 
Wife remains silent
Husband : Mai is Khamoshi ko kya samjhu ?? 
Wife : Abbe gin ne to Do



12) Thappar Maarnay par NaraZ Wife se Husband bola:
Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai.
wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur
Boli Aap kya samajhtay hain main Aapse Pyaar nahi kerti

13)Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream 
That u were sending me 
Jewelry and clothes! 
Husband: yeah, I saw w
your dad paying the bill !!! 


14) What is the diff between Dava & Daru? 
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date
and Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi
utna sir chad ke bolegi. 



15)Husband:u will never succeed in making that dog obey u!
Wife:Nonsense it’s only a matter of patience,
I had a lot of trouble with u at first.



16) Husband aur Wife Hotel me gaye
tabhi 1 Lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife nay pocha,�Koun Thi Wo?
Husband:-Tum dimagh kharab mat karo,
main pehle hi pareshan hun k woh bhi Yehi pochay gi.

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