Santa standing on the scale, holding his stomach in. Jeeto: I don't think that is going to help. Santa: Sure it does. How else could I see the numbers? Two goldfish in a bowl talking: Goldfish 1: Do you believe in God? Goldfish 2: Of course, I do! Who do you think changes the water? Angry Santa to his son: Have you ever seen an owl? Santa: Do not look down. Look at me. Santa: I got married because I was tired of cooking, cleaning home and washing clothes. Banta: Amazing, I got divorce for the same reason. Do (2) Hijade ek shaadi ki badhai dene gaye. Dusri Boli main to 2100 lungi. Peeche se Santa bola Abey 2310 le lo usme FM bhi hai!!! Doctor asks Santa to give urine sample, stool & sperm sample for his yearly checkup. Santa: I'm in a hurry doc, can I leave my underwear!
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