[Hindi_Jokes] Santa or Jeeto Ke Jalve

 

Santa or Jeeto

JOR SE BOLO- JAI SANTA KI

Banta: Wife agar husband ko naukar samjhe to husband ko kya karna chahiye?

Santa: Zyada kuch nahi, do char ghar aur pakad lene chahiye.

 Santa opened A College. Guess the Name of College?

The Name of the the College was: WOMEN`S COLLEGE FOR BOYS

Pappu: Dad, what is an idiot?

Santa: An idiot is a person who tries to explain his ideas in such a strange and long way that another person who is listening to him cannot understand him. Do you understand me?

Pappu: No.

Santa aadhi raat ko apni moti bivi se bola k,

sisak sisak ke marna theek hai ya ek dum.

Jeeto: Ek dum.

Santa: To apni dusri taang bhi mujh per rakh do.

 Santa aur Jeeto mein ladai ho gayi, 

Santa ghar se chala gaya.

Santa raat ko phone pe: Khanay mein kya hai?

Jeeto: Zehar.
Santa: Main dair se aaonga, tum kha kar so jana.

Santa found the answer to the most difficult question ever:

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar-- what ever U order first, will come first.

Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything?

Santa: U can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.

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Is lie humne aap ke lie ek blog banaya hai
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