Thursday, December 3, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Sher n shayari... in computer lingo...

 


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Jo muddat se hota aaya hai, 
woh repeat kar doonga...
 


Tu naa mili to apni zindagi 
ctrl+alt+delete kar doonga... 
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Shayad mere pyar ko 
taste karna bhool gaye... 


Dil sey aisa cut kiya 
ke paste karna bhool gaye... 
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Laakhon honge nigaah mein 
kabhi mujhe bhi pick karo... 


Mere pyaar ke icon pe 
kabhi to double-click karo... 
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Kal jab mile thhe 
to dil mein hua ek sound. 


Aur aaj mile to kehte hain 
your file not found! 
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Aisa bhi nahin hai ke 
I don't like your face. 


Par dil ke storage mein 
no more disk space. 
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Ghar se jab tum nikle 
pehen ke reshmi gown. 


Jaane kitne dilon ka 
ho gaya server down. 

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Jabse meri zindagi mein, 
aayi hai ek female. 


Bhool gaya hai sab kuchh 
kya mailbox, kya e-mail. 
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Dil se ek ishq ki 
application create kar raha hoon. 


Pyaar se debug karna 
mein wait kar raha hoon. 
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Tumhaare intezaar mein 
neend aayee so gaya. 


Yeh dekho mera isp connection 
time out ho gaya..



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