Tuesday, February 23, 2010

[Hindi_Jokes] Aap be padiye aap ke doston ko be padaiye-1

 

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-1 

Dear friends,
Aap log kaise hai?Mai maje me hu.

Doston mai Neha Shah ki aur hindi jokes
ki regular reader hun.Mai kaafi dino se aap
sabi logo ke mails pad rahi hun.

Friends muje kai baar aisa laga ki group
me her tarah ke message aa rahe hai
sare messages bahut ache hai.
Par in me hindi jokes ki kami hai.

Isi lie maine Ganesh Kumble ji ko and
Neha ji ko contact kia and neha ji hindi sms
ke pages kaise banati hai wo sikh lia.

Friend yeh meri jindagi ka pahela panna hai.
Agar aap ko pasand aayega to jaldi he
dusra panna sruru karungi.

Aap ki friend and Hindi Jokes Member
Suhani

suhanisharma21f@gmail.com

My jokes will be soon available at
http://hindijokes.informe.com
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-1

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Premi- "jab main subah uthta hu to mujhe sabse

Pahle tumhara dhyaan aata hai!"

Premika- "Rajesh bhi mujhe yahi kahta hai!"

Premi- "to kya hua! main rajesh se jaldi uthta hu!"

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Santa- "aapke gramophone ke liye main ek naya

uphaar laya hu!"

Banta- "dhanyawaad! mujhe hamesha nayi cheejo

Ka shok raha hai, aap kya laaye hai?"

Santa- "do patthar aur ek gaj rassi! maaloom hi

Hoga ki nadi yaha se kewal ek meel door hai!"

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Shahar se aayi ek yuvti boli- "kesi badhiya

Gaay hai, lekin iske seeng kyon nahi hai?"

Kisaan- "mem saahab, kuch gaay paida hi bina seeng

Ke hoti hai! kuch gaayo ke seeng ham log kaat dete

Hai! kuch gaay aapas me lad-Bidakar tod leti hai,

Yaani ki gaayo ke seeng na hone ke kayi vajah hote

Hai, lekin is gaay ke seeng n hone ki ek hi vajah

Hai aur vah yah hai ki yah gaay nahi, gadhi hai!"

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Premi- "main aapki ladki se pichale chaudah saal se pyaar karta hu!"

Premika ki maa- "to ab kya chaahte ho?"

Premi- "main usse shaadi karna chaahta hu!"

Premika ki maa- "oh, shukhar hai...main samji thi ki pension chaahte ho!"

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