[Hindi_Jokes] AAP BE PADIYE AAP KE DOSTON KO BE PADAIYE 3-4-5

 

 

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-3
Sabi log kahte hai ki Suhani we want more and more.
To friends lo mai feer se aa gayi.
Mai aaj 3 panne bej rahi hu.

Friends hindi me type karne me bahut samay
lagta hai.Par aap logo ke lie likhna muje bahut acha
lagta hai.

Friends mai mere forum par be ye sare pages upload
kar rahi hu.Aap be mere forum me aa kar jarur reply dijiye
Mere forum ka web address hai

http://hindijokes.informe.com

Aap ki best friend

suhanisharma21f@gmail.com

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-3

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Judge- "Tum pehle kabhi jail gaye ho?"

Mujrim ne rote-rote jawaab diya- "Ji nahi,

mai pehle jail nahi gaya!"

Judge- "Koi baat nahi! Rote kyu ho? Mai ab bhej deta hu!"

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Rajesh- "Waiter, yah kya baat hai? Tumhare menu

me do uble ando ki keemat jyada likhi hai

aur do ando ke omlet ki keemat kam likhi hui hai?"

Waiter- "Kyuki do ando ke omlet me do ande

gine nahi jaa sakte!"

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Santa- "Kal maine apni patni ko bahut

pareshaan kiya!"

Banta- "Kaise?"

Santa- "Kal maine use ek nayi saadi lekar

di aur fir ghar ke saare sheeshe chupa diye!"

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Santa- "Dinesh ke bure din aa gaye!"

Banta- "Kyu?, kya hua?"

Santa- "Vo meri biwi ke saath bhaag gaya!"

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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-4

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-4

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Daatoon ke Docter ki beti ne apne premi se pucha-

"Tumne mere papa se hamari shaadi ki baat ki?"

Premi- "Gaya to tha fir unke clinic par,

lekin baat karne ki himmat hi nahi padi!

Aaj bhi ek aur daant nikalva aaya!"

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Havaldaar- "Ruko! kaun jaata hai?"

Aadmi- "Mai bhartiya hu!"

Havaldaar- "Bhartiya ho to Bharat ka

raashtriya geet sunao!"

Aadmi- "Mujhe nahi aata!"

Havaldaar- "Thik hai! Chale jao! Tum jarur Bhartiya ho!"

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Adhyaapak- "Suresh, sidh karo ki vastu garmi

paakar failti hai?"

Suresh- "Garmiyo me chutiyaa failkar do maah

ki tatha sardiyo me sikudkar sirf dus din

ki reh jaati hai!"

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Santa- "Meri biwi kehti hai ki agar mai

mar gaya to vo dusri shadi nahi karegi!"

Banta- "Iska matlab yah hua ki vo samajhti

hai ki duniya me tum jaisa aur koi nahi hai!"

Santa- "Galat! uska khayaal hai ki sabhi mujh jaise hai!"

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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-5

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-5

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Premi- "Darling! Hamaare prem ki baat bilkul

gupt rakhna! Kisi ko bhi kuch na batana!"

Premika- "Sheela ko to jarur bataungi! Saari

hekdi bhul jaayegi khasmakhaani!

kehti thi ki kaun murkh hoga jo mujhse prem karega?"

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Feri waala- "Janaab, dus rupye kilo kaise de du

ye seb aapko? Das rupye kilo to mujhe ghar par padhte hai!"

Graahak- "To apne ghar ka pata bolo,

tumhaare ghar aakar le lenge!"

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Santa- "Kaun-sa jaanvar imaarat se ucha

kood sakta hai?"

Banta- "Maalum nahi!"

Santa- "Koi bhi jaanvar imaarat se ucha kood

sakta hai! Imaarat to kabhi nahi kood sakti!"

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Patni- "Mai abhi-abhi beauty parlour me teen

ghante lagaakar lauti hu!"

Pati- "Achaa! Fir bhi baari nahi aaye!"

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