[Hindi_Jokes] SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7-8

 

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7

Dear friends,

Aap logon ko ache ache jokes bej ahi hun.

Ummid karti hun ki aap ko jarur pasand aayenge.

 

Aap ke pass be agar koi ache ache jokes aur sms ho to hame jarur bejiye.

 

Aap ki friend

Suhani

 

 

 

 

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Patni- "Kya dhund rahe ho?"

 

Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!"

 

Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko,

 

jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!"

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Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai

 

to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?"

 

Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa

 

sansaar usne banayaa hai,

 

uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane

 

ke kaabil nahi raha!"

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Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!"

 

Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!"

 

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Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh

 

aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?"

 

Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh

 

aati hai?"

 

Santa- "Naak se!"

 

Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me

 

finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?"

 

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SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-8

Dear friends,

Aap logon ko ache ache jokes bej ahi hun.

Ummid karti hun ki aap ko jarur pasand aayenge.

 

Aap ke pass be agar koi ache ache jokes aur sms ho to hame jarur bejiye.

 

Aap ki friend

Suhani

 

 

SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-8

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Ek ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumhari

kahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?"

Lekhak- "Kewal ek"

Ladka- "Vah kaun?"

Lekhak- "Mera Typist"

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Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek

baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi

bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?"

Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik

gadha hai!"

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Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki

jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?"

Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar

ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!"

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Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar

kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya.

Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?"

Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand

isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!"

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