*-*-*-*-*-*- Yuvak- "Tumhara phone number kya hai?" Yuvti- "Wah Telephone Directory me hai!" Yuvak- "Achaa aur tumhara naam kya hai?" Yuvti- "Wah bhi usi pustak me milega!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Premika- "Dear, tum murgiyo ko garam paani Premi- "Taaki ye uble hue ande de!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Premika- "Tum jaise bhi ho, mere ho jao!" Premi- "Mai itni jaldi kuch nahi keh sakta!" Premika- "Mujhe abhi jawaab chahiye, kyuki yahi sawaal mujhe auro se bhi karna hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Yuvak- "Mai us ladki se shadi karunga, jo acha khaana banana jaanti ho, saadgi se rehti ho aur ghar ko savaar sakti ho!" Yuvti- "Mere ghar aanaa! Ye saare gunn meri *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!" Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko, jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?" Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane *-*-*-*-*-*- Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!" Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?" Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumhari kahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?" Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik *-*-*-*-*-*- Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?" Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya. Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?" Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Maasterji- "Mohan batao, agar surya nahi Mohan- "Shrimaan, bijli ka kharch badh jaata!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Judge- "Tum motor tej kyu chala rahe the?" Abhiyukt (bahaana banaate hue)- "Hujur, baat yah hai ki motor ke break kharaab ho gaye the! Isliye maine socha ki sheeghra ghar par pahunch jaana chahiye varna koi durghatna ho jaayegi!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Seth- "Muneemji, aapne acha naukar nahi Muneemji- "Sethji, yadi vah rupya lekar bhaag gaya to police ko dhundne me dikkat na padegi! Isliye use rakha hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Vidhyaarthi- "Maasterji, var ka kya arth hai?" Maasterji- "Var maayne pati, maalik, dulha Vidhyaarthi- "Aur saahab, guruvar ka matlab?" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Vakeel- "To tum maante ho ki tumne sundarlal Abhiyukt- "Sarkaar, kaan par to bhool se lag gaya, mai to uske gale par maarna chahta tha!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Baap- "Salvaar kaun sa vachan hai?" Beta- "Pitaaji, upar se ek vachan tatha niche *-*-*-*-*-*- Saleem- "Kya tum bata sakte ho ki cycle Nafees- "Isme bhi koi baat hai, jab ladka savaar ho to pulling aur jab ladki savaar ho to streelig!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Maaster- "Tinku, vah chadi utha lao!" Tinku- "Isliye ki vah chadi mujhe maarti hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*-
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