*-*-*-*-*-*- Premika- "Uff, is saal bahut garmi hai...!" Premi- "Itni garmi bhi nahi, subah to barf *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek premi ne ekaant me apni premika se kaha- "kya mai tumhe 'kiss' kar sakta hu? Premi ne apni baat phir doharayi! Premika is baar Premi jhallaakar bola- "Kya tum behri ho gayi ho?" Premika bhi usi lajje se- "Aur tum apaahij ho gaye ho?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi ke aate hi premika ne usko 'kiss' kiya aur Premi- "Aaj kaun-si saadi kharidni hai?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Kya tum shaadi ke baad bhi mujhse isi Premika- "Isse bhi jyaada! Shaadishuda mard to muje aur bhi pasand aate hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Agar mai tumhe 'kiss' kar lu to tum Premika- "Ek aisa chor, jo poori car chura sakta hai, par ek tyre churane par hi santosh kar gaya!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Khet me ek ladke ko bandgobhi par apna toup pehanate utaarte dekhkar khet ke maalik ne aisa karne karan poocha to usne kaha- "Maa ne size poochne par kaha tha ki apne sir ke baraabar bandgobhi laana!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek naye stenographer ko bulaakar saahab ne lamba patra likha aur anta me kaha- "Kuch poochna hai?" Stenographer- "Jee, jara ye bata dijiye ki 'priy mitra' aur 'sadaiv aapka' ke beech kya bole the?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek railway station par premi premika ko mana raha tha, vo anta me bola- "Agar tumne mujhse shaadi karna naamanjoor kiya to mai aane waali ghaadi Premika- "Muje sochne do, jaldi kya hai, ghaadi to har aadhe gante baad aati hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Premika- "Nahi, mai tumhari nahi ho sakti!" Premi- "To mere bheto ka kya hoga?" Premi- "Kaise lautaogi? Tere baap ko maine hajaaro sigaar pilai aur tere chote bhai ko tofiya khilai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Lakhpati- "Agar meri ladki gareeb baap ki beti hoti to kya fir bhi tum usse pyaar karte?" Lakhpati- "Bas, mai apni beti ka vivaah tumse nahi karunga! Muje parivaar me moorkho ki *-*-*-*-*-*- Premi- "Tumhara ghar jaane ka kab iraada hai?" Premika- "Tumhare paas kitne rupaye hai?" Premi- "Lagbag char sou rupaye!" Premika- "Filhaal char-paanch din tak jaane ka *-*-*-*-*-*- Santa ki choti saali chat se gir padi| Hospital me hosh aane par saali ne kaha- "Oh thankyou God! Mai to marne se bach gayi...!" Santa- "Haan...! Tum to bach gayi magar ve chaaro mar gaye, *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Telephone operator se ek ladki ne Allahabad ka number milaane ka anurodh kiya! Operator- "Waha baat karne ki fees pandrah rupaye hai!" Ladki- "Muje baat nahi karni, keval baat sunani hai! Mai apne jijaji ko trunk call kar rahi hu!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Kavita ne jijaji ko kapde dhote hue dekha, to chounkar boli- "Are! ye kya jijaji, aap Jijaji- "To kya hua? vo mere haath rotiya bhi *-*-*-*-*-*- Jijaji- "Aaj tumhari julfe dekhkar ek geet yaad aa raha hai, baadal ne tere julfo se ghata maang li!" Kavita- "Nahi jijaji baadal meri julfo se kya maangega? Yah to meri saheli ki vig hai, jo mai *-*-*-*-*-*- Ladka- "Maa, jaldi se camera de do!" Maa- "Kyu, aisi kya aafat aa padi hai?" Ladka- "Pitaji kichad me gir pade hai, *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Teacher- "Banjar bhoomi kise kehte hai?" Chaatra- "Jaha kuch na ugg sake!" Teacher- "Misaal ke taur par koi banjar jagah batao?" Chaatra- "Jaise mere pitaji ka sir!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Meena ne apne samaajsevi jija se parihaas bhare swar me poocha- "Jijaji, aapne kya kabhi samaaj me kisie ek bi vyakti ke liye kuch kiya?" Jija- "Haan, maine tumhari jiji se shaadi ki hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Anandji ne apne ghar me rehkar padne waali saali se kaha- "Tumhe mere yaha rehna hai to mere kutte ki poori ijjat karni hogi!" Saali ne vinamrata se- "Aap chinta na kare jijaji, mai ise aapki tarah samjhungi!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Maasterji- "Rakesh abhi tumne sawaal hal Rakesh- "Ji, abhi muje nakal karne ka mauka *-*-*-*-*-*-
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