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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chicken and waiter comes with the order.

Sardar: Murgi ki taange kithe hai?

Waiter: Woh langra tha.

Sardar: Dil?

Waiter: Dil murgi le gayee.

Sardar: Dimaag?

Waiter: Murga sardar tha

 

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A sardar learning English introduces his family in the party:

Hi! I am sardar,
This is my sardarni,

He is my kid,
and. she is my kidney.

 

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A Sardar was drawing money from ATM, Sardar behind him in the line said, 

Ha! Ha! Haaa! Ive seen your password.�

Its 4 asterisks (****).

The first Sardar replies, Ha! Ha! Haaa! You are wrong, Its 1258.

 

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Two Sardarjis were in conversation on the beach :
Sardarji 1: Praaji , Isse ˜beach kyo kaheete hai?
Sardarji 2: Tumhe nahi pata?

Sardarji 1: Nahi pata.
Sardarji 2: Woh to aasmaan aur zameen ke beech mein hai issliye issai beach kahete hai.

 

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