[Hindi_Jokes] Nice resume!!! (some things just don't require proficiency........they happen but natural

  

 

OUR NEW SECRETARY'S RESUME Deer Sir, I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me belly well. I'm lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but it musent be to complicaited. I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser. . . hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr. Sinseerly, Peggy May Starlings PS : Because my resimay is a bit short - below is a pickture of me taken at my last jobb. * * * * * * * * *   *   * *   *   *   * *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   *   * *   *   *   Employer's reply...... Dear Peggy, It's OK honey, we've got spell check ..... Welcome onboard!!