Funny Jokes Baba Ji ka dera bohot chamatkari hai. Sach mano vaha jo bhi koi buri niyat se jata hai, jalke bhasam ho jata hai. Salman vaha gaya to bhasam ho gaya, Hrithik bhi bhasam ho gaya. Malika vaha gayi to… ….to anarth ho gaya…. Bhikhari: Sahib ik rupaiya de do. Sahib: Kal anna. Funny Bhikhari: Iss kal kal ke chakkar mein iss colony mein mere lakhon rupaiye fasse hue hai! ************************************************* Hindi Comedy man: Kamal hai hamare yahan to shaadi sirf female se hoti hai. ************************************************ Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking. Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain. Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai... ************************************************* Marathi Girl: Tum ko dar nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darne ki kya baat hai, andar garmi bohot thi thori der ke liye kabar se bahar aaya hoon. *************************************************
Judge: Tum apni limit cross kar rahe ho.
Lawyer: Kaun saala aisa kehta he?
Judge: Tum ne muje sala bola?
Lawyer: Nahi My Lord, I asked KAUN-SA-LAW aisa kehta he?
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