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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Respected,
International Kanjus,
Thanks for not sending any Sms,
You will win “Pappu Kanjus Rahna Award”
 
Na na sms mt karna,
Kahin ye! Award hath se na nikal jaye..

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Accident hua , bahut bhid lag gayi,
sardar ko dekhne ka mauka nahi mila. 
sardar jor se chillaya hato ye mera baap hai.
bhid pichhe hati to dekha,
 
kutta mara pada tha!!!!!!!!

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Ist time ever introducing ‘Intelligent sardar’
Sardar:ye kela kitne ka hai?
Man:1 Rs only.
sardar:60ps me dega?
Man:60ps me sirf chilka dunga.
sardar:ye le 40ps sirf kela de

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Matlab matlab se tumhe kya matlab
 wese to hum kisi ko bhi chaye
tumhe kya matlab wese to hum tumhe
bhi chate hai kisi matlab se warna tumhe
chane ka hamara kya matlab

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Kya yaar tum bi ajeeb ho,
mere dil ke kitne kareeb ho,
na milte ho na sms karte ho,
kya tum mujse bi jyada garib ho???????

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Log kehte hai k khuda ne aapko
badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam
fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
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