Thursday, September 27, 2012

[Hindi_Jokes] Light Humour

 

Different Phases of a man:

 

After engagement: Superman

After Marriage: Gentleman

 After 10 years: Watchman

After 20 years: Doberman

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There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it.

There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it

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Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of
Women'?

 Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it:
'Everything'
and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!'

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A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.

A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE.

A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND

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Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime.
Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently.
Wife's r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice

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Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated?
Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?
A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the
other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life!

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Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman?
A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence

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    What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a
    woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never
    meet each other!

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    Lady 2 her maid:  I have reason to suspect that my husband
    is having an affair with his secretary.'
   maid : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!'

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  Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.
  Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!
 

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    The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, 'I've
    found a man just like father!'
  

  Mother replied, 'So what do u want from me,
    sympathy?'


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