[Hindi_Jokes] Light Humour

 

Different Phases of a man:   After engagement: Superman After Marriage: Gentleman  After 10 years: Watchman After 20 years: Doberman  ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbour has it ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?  Sales girl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.  ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: 'Everything' and the book is titled: 'What Women Want!' ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- A man who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST. A man who surrenders when he's NOT SURE, is WISE. A man who surrenders when he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Girlfriends r like chocolates, taste good anytime. Lovers r like PIZZAS, Hot n spicy, eaten frequently. Wife's r like Dal RICE, eaten when there`s no choice ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Man receives telegram: Wife dead-should be buried or cremated? Man: Don't take any chances. Burn the body and bury the ash. ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Q: Why dogs don't marry? A: Because they are already leading a dog's life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Fact of life: One woman brings you into this world crying & the other ensures you continue to do so for the rest of your life! ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----- Q: Why doesn't law permit a man to marry a second woman? A: Because as per law you cannot be punished twice for the same offence    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----     What men want: A woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a     woman who loves him & a system to make sure that those 3 women never     meet each other!   ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----     Lady 2 her maid:  I have reason to suspect that my husband     is having an affair with his secretary.'    maid : I don't believe it! U r just saying that 2 make me jealous!'    ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----     Man: I want a divorce. My wife hasn't spoken to me in six months.   Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are hard to get!      ------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- ------- --------- -----       The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, 'I've     found a man just like father!'      Mother replied, 'So what do u want from me,     sympathy?'

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