Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes
4-5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja- Boy-Hello
Gf-main market me hu kya m 50
hazar wala gold set le lu
Boy-Ha lelo
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere paas h
usi se le rahi hu
Boy-Thik hai
All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p =DD
Har Ek Dost Kamina Hota Hai
4-5 dost beer pee rahe the tabhi
table pr rakha mobile baja- Boy-Hello
Gf-main market me hu kya m 50
hazar wala gold set le lu
Boy-Ha lelo
Gf-Ek silk suit bhi lelu 5500 ka h Boy-Ha janu lelo,suno 2-4 lelo
Gf-Thik h tumhara credit mere paas h
usi se le rahi hu
Boy-Thik hai
All Friends-Tu pagal h ya tujhe
chad gayi h Boy- abe wo sab chodo aur ye batao
ye mobile kiska hai..?? :p =DD
Har Ek Dost Kamina Hota Hai
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WARNING by doctors of World Health
Org:
Plz dont drink water aftr eating fish.
Bcoz
fish starts 2 swim in water
which causes ' giligili' in stomach.
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Mujh Se Wo Kehti Hai
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Main Tumhari Zindagi
Jannat Bana Doon Gi
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Banani Usko Chai Bhi Nahi Aati
Aur
Confidence Checkk ker0 Bs
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1 kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar
Pani Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha.
Santa Bhukh Se Behal Hokar Chilaya- "BHAI,
BIRYANI miLEGI KYA?
Pani GALE me ATAK GaYA haI. .
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Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!
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"Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai,
har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai,
hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai,
kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan
ka darr dikha jaati hai."
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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
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Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
K
Main Tumhari Zindagi
Jannat Bana Doon Gi
.
.
.
.
.
Banani Usko Chai Bhi Nahi Aati
Aur
Confidence Checkk ker0 Bs
******************************
1 kanjus Ki Shadi Me Bar Bar
Pani Pesh Kia Ja Raha Tha.
Santa Bhukh Se Behal Hokar Chilaya- "BHAI,
BIRYANI miLEGI KYA?
Pani GALE me ATAK GaYA haI. .
******************************
Girl to Baba-If I kiss a boy to kya hoga?
Baba- Narak mein jaogi sidhe?
Girl-Acha agar ap ko kiss karun toh?
Baba-Chalak ladki swarg mein jana chahti hai!
******************************
"Har ilzam ka haqdar vo hame bana jati hai,
har khata ki saza vo hume bata jaati hai,
hum har baar khamosh rah jate hai,
kyonki who har baar Raksha Bandhan
ka darr dikha jaati hai."
******************************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H
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