Saturday, March 2, 2013

[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

 

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Zindagi se koi cheez maango to aise
maango jaise tumhare baap ki ho.
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Aur nahi mili to konsi
tumhare baap ki thi.

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A Colgate's reporter comes on
Pappu's door Reporter:"kya aapke
toothpest me namak hai.. ??
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Pappu:"chal bhag saali..

kal ko puchegi
kya aapke shampoo me
garam masala hai..

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Guys ye padh lena apke exams me
zaroor ayega...
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Name
Roll num..
Class Subject
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Ab Thanx bolkar rulaoge kya..


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Romantic conversation..:-)
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Girl :"call me sweetu..

Boy:"sweetu..
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Girl :"call me sweetheart..

Boy:"sweetheart..
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Girl :"call me honey.. Boy:"honey..
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Girl :"abey haramkhor call kar
naa itni der se dimag kharab kar raha
hai :/

Boy :"Ohh achaaa ok
ok... ;)


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Principal R0UND pe nikla
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Usne dekha ek techer ek ladki ko kisS Kar rha tha... :P

Principal: what is this????

Techer: maar se samazti nhi sir,
Is liye pyar se samza rha tha...


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Prishi Pari
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