Prishi Pari Ke Funny SmS
Ek baar Pappu dukan ja ke
dukandar se kaha:"
jara machhis dena...
.
Dukandar ne lighter utha ke
diya..
.
.
Pappu gussey mein dukandar ko
ek jor ka
thapad lagaya aur bola:
.
.
''Pagal saaley, lighter se
koi kaan khujata
hai..???
Ek baar Pappu dukan ja ke
dukandar se kaha:"
jara machhis dena...
.
Dukandar ne lighter utha ke
diya..
.
.
Pappu gussey mein dukandar ko
ek jor ka
thapad lagaya aur bola:
.
.
''Pagal saaley, lighter se
koi kaan khujata
hai..???
Q. How to start World War 3?
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A. Ask Dhoni to drop Sachin from
the coming test match...
Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar Ke LAAL Kar
Diya..
.
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Kyoki Wo Boli:" Thappad Se Dar Nahi Lagta....
Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. "
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mere se dialogue bazi !!
1 ladki pull k uper se chalang lagane hi wali
thi ki...
1 bike wala uske paas aa kar ruka
aur bola k agar tum sucide karne ja hi rhi ho
to ek baar mujhe 1 lambi kiss de jao..
wo ladki tayar ho gayi phir itni lambi aur gehri
kiss di usney ladke ko k wesi kiss ladke ne
pahley kabi nhi li kisi se..
phir usne ladki se sucide karne ki wajah puchi
to ladki ne kaha:"
.
Mere ghar walo ko pasand nahi k mai
ladki ban kar ghumu
.
Mera naam Bablu Khanna hai..
Ladka Behosh... ,bablu madhosh.
At Desi wedding...........
Boy 1 - "Yaar, Pili wali meri."
Boy 2 - "Acha? Lal wali
meri phir.".............
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Boy 3 - "Saale, Lal wali
ki hi shaadi pe aya hai" !
WHY I HATE C.I.D. . .
LADKI: RAHUL MERA BHAI THA !!!
DAYA: Oh toh rahul tumhara bhai tha?
LADKI: ha sir rahul mera bhai tha. . . . !!!
ABHIJEET:such m rahul aapka bhaiii tha?
LADKI: ha sir rahul such m mera bhai tha.
ACP:oh my god toh rahul tum hara bhai tha. . . .
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
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