CHAK DE
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रात को सोने से पहले एक मच्छर जरूर मार दियाकरे, ताकि
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बाकी के मच्छर उसके जनाजे पर चले जायें, और आप मज़े से सो जायें।
कसम से बचपन से intelligent हूँ,
पर कभी घमंड नहीं किया॥
SCIENCE kehta hai ki paani ubalne se kitanu mar jate hai..
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Par Science ko ye nahi pata ki kitanu ke marne ke baad unki...
''Dead Bodies'' to paani me hi reh jati hai !
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Stupid Science
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kasam se bachpan se genius hu...
Lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya
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Cow & Cat both are sisters..
Now you must be thinking ke kaise?
Jyada mat socho.
I'm telling you,
Cow Mata hoti hai Aur Billi Mousi
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon,
lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.
No claps plz....
I dnt like publicity..
bas ab Thanks mat bolna,
Jab tak knowledge hai deta rahunga
Do baatein hamesha yaad rakhna:
1. Pahli baat
Har insaan itna bura nahi hota jitna 'pan-card' aur 'aadhar card' mein dikhta hai. Aur itna achchha bhi nahi hota jitna 'facebook' aur 'whats app' per dikhta hai.
2. Aur dusri baat : Har aadmi itna bura nahi hota jitna uski 'biwi' usko samazti hai... Aur itna achcha bhi nahi hota jitna uski 'maa' usko samazti hai..
Bola tha na bachpan se hi intelligent hoon,
lekin kabhi Ghamand nahi kiya.!
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One of the most disturbing feelings in the world is ....
when the chutney ends before the samosa....
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A poor man asked Buddha, "Why am I so poor?".
The Buddha said, "you do not learn to give".
The surprised poor man said, " I don't have anything to give!?!"
Buddha smilingly said: "You have a few things.
The face, which can give smile;
your Mouth - which can praise or comfort others;
your Heart - it can open up to others.
Your Eyes - can look at others with love, compassion and affection;
your Body - which can be used to serve others,
by doing petty and manageable work"
Buddha said, "Now you see, we are not poor at all...
The poverty of spirit, is the real poverty".
Focus on the good. You will feel good; do good and share good.
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Hard fact about youngsters,
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They are always busy watching the desktop wallpaper..
whenever their parents enter their room'
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तेरी यादों की कोई सरहद होती, तो अच्छा था,
खबर तो रहती, सफर तय कितना करना है...
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आज के ज़माने में वो ही ईमानदार है,
जिस को बेईमानी का मौका नहीं मिला।
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After every mistake, every person says" I am sorry"
but only few say "what i should do to make it right"
Only this makes a relation more beautiFul & honest.
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