[Hindi Jokes] SHAYARIS & JOKES

 

SHAYARIS & JOKES

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अजब सा खेल है, हाथों की इन लकीरों में,

सफ़र तो लिखा है, पर रास्ता नहीं...

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What will you call couples in pain?

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जोंड़ो में दर्द....

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Jab Maine "Daru"

Pehli baar Pee thi,

Mai Khud Apni

Nazron me gir gaya..

Aur Maine.. "Daru"

Chhodne ka faisla kar liya?

Lekin tab Maine

in tamaam logo k bareme socha..

Kisan jo angur ugaate hai,

Wo "Daru" factory ke Mazdur,

Wo kaanch ki bottel k factory me kam karnewale mazdur,

Wo bar me Nachne waali gareeb Nachniya, 

Wo bar mai kam karnewale Waiter,

Wo bhangarwale,

In sabko lagne wale trucko k garib driver,

Aur Unke biwi-Bacchhon ke Baareme Socha to Meri aankh bhar aayi...

Aur  bas...

Usi Pal Faisla kiya ki Abse,

I will Drink Regularly..

Apne liye to sab Jeete hain,

Lekin Hum to garibon ke liye peete hain..

Plz Send 2all frnds 

Let them also join us..

Jiyo or jine do, piyo or pine do..

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मैं जब भी अपनी पुरानी स्कूल की इमारत के पास  से गुज़रता हूँ,

सोचता हूँ....  

मुझे बनाकर खुद टूट सी गयी है ...

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Breaking news!!

CEO of facebook 

Announced that 'last seen' on whatsapp will now includes the persons GPS location ...

This according to markzuckerberg is for satisfy reasons should anything happen to anyone & parents to know their childrens location att all times nd partner to know their spouses locations!!!....

EXAMPLE 

- Hi Sweety, I just left from office.....[[Last seen 02.54pm @ Rasila Bar at Kalyan Shil Highway.]]

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केजरीवाल के कारन "आप" शब्द इतना बदनाम हो गया है की...

..अब इज्जत देने के लिए "तुम" बोलना पड़ता हे !

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