Kehte hain peene wale mar jaate hain bhari jawani mein,
Hum ne toh dekha hai buzurgon ko jawan hote hue maikhane mein...!!!
Hum ne toh dekha hai buzurgon ko jawan hote hue maikhane mein...!!!
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कौन कहता है कि दिल सिर्फ लफ्जों से दुखाया जाता है..
तेरी खामोशी भी कभी कभी आँखें नम कर देती हैं ... !!
तेरी खामोशी भी कभी कभी आँखें नम कर देती हैं ... !!
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Police : *Knock knock*
Santa : kaun hai ?
Police : Police! Darwaza kholo.. Humko sirf baat karni hai.
Santa : tumlog kitne ho ?
Police : 3.
Santa : toh apas mein karlo na baat bewakuufo .......
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Worth reading-
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".
Santa : kaun hai ?
Police : Police! Darwaza kholo.. Humko sirf baat karni hai.
Santa : tumlog kitne ho ?
Police : 3.
Santa : toh apas mein karlo na baat bewakuufo .......
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Worth reading-
THE SECRET TO A HAPPY MARRIED LIFE-
Once I asked my friend, "What is the secret behind your Happy Married Life?"
He said "You should share responsibilities with due love and respect each other. Then absolutely there will be no problems."
I asked "Can you explain?"
He said "In my house, I take decisions on bigger issues where as my Wife decides on smaller issues. We do not interfere in each other's decisions."
Still not convinced, i asked him "Give me some examples".
He said "Smaller issues like, which car we should buy, how much amount to save, when to visit the super market, when & where to go on vacation, which sofa, air conditioner, refrigerator to buy. Monthly expenses, whether to keep a maid or not etc. Are all decided by my wife. I just agree to it "
I asked "Then, what is your role?"
He said "My decisions are only for very big issues. Like whether America should attack Iran, whether Britain should lift sanctions over Zimbabwe, whether to widen the Sri Lankan economy, whether Dhoni should retire from Cricket , Whom should Salman Khan Marry. etc etc. and do you know, my wife, NEVER, objects to any of these decisions".
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"शराफत को तुम बुजदिली का नाम मत दो....!
" दबे जब तक न घोडा, तमंचा भी एक खिलौना है.....!!""
" दबे जब तक न घोडा, तमंचा भी एक खिलौना है.....!!""
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Beautifully said:
Alexander the great:
"Sir what's the difference between "like" & "love"?
The answer wad a master piece:
When u like a flower, u just pluck but when u love flower, u water it daily....!
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"You can CHANGE your WORLD by changing your WORDS..."
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