Thursday, April 3, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes (03.04.14)

 


CHAK DE

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खाने में कोई जहर घोल दे,
तो उसका इलाज है..

            लेकिन,

कान में कोई जहर घोल दे,
तो उसका कोई इलाज नहीं है..!!

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असल में वही जीवन की चाल समझता  है ... 

जो सफ़र में धूल को गुलाल समझता  है ..!

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Wife is angry as hubby stands too close to a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later the girl slaps him for pinching.

Frightened Hubby to wife: 
I swear I didn't .

Wife: I know, I did it

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Pillows Have Witnessed The Most Honest Confessions and Silent Tears Too,....

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7 Saal ke bhai se 5 Saal ki behan poochti hai..
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What is love Bhaiyya ??
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CUTE ANSWER: Bhai:
"Tum har roz mere bag se chocolate kha jaati ho
lekin mai fir bhi wahi rkhta hu...
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That's true love..

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