Friday, May 2, 2014

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quote, Cool (02.05.14)

 


CHAK DE

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Zindagi Jeene Ka Formula

"Logon Ko Harane Ki Koshish Karne Ki Bajaye,,,

Logon Ko Jeetne Ka Prayas Karo..."

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Beautiful words.
Read it till you understand it:-

"Faults are Thin 
when, Relationships are Thick"

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Bengali women ....

How nicely they introduce their husbands -


"Yeh homaara HOBBY hai"

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CAUTION :

Even if your wife uses dual sim phone,

save both the number under one name

WIFE......

Never save it as "wife 1" and "wife 2"

: from a Hospitalised Husband

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Kabhi suna hai Income Tax aur Service Tax mein se naam delete ho gaya??

To phir Election list mein se kaise gayab hota hai??


Kya democracy hai???

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Aaj ki pyaari baat

Agar ek haara hua Insan harne ke bad bhi smile kare,

to jitnewala apni jeet ki khushi kho deta hai,

That is the POWER of SMILE

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Went to wish my neighbour today, 

I asked their maid where the couple were,

she said "Woh bahar gayen hain Unka Marriage Unnecessary hai !"

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One minute without friends is equal
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60 seconds.. 
No need to be emotional everytime... 

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Gujarati wife : bolo ab ki baar....

Husband : pela shaak vaghaar!

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हर शख्स को नफरत झूठ से है, 

मैँ परेशा हूँ सोच कर कि फिर ये झूठ बोलता कौन है...

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लोग कहते है की दुनिया की सबसे सख्त सजा है इंतज़ार,

पर ये जिंदा रहने का एक बहाना भी तो है....

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