wife : aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?
husband : Are mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai….
Pati (Patani Se) : Kyon na aaj ki chay bahar ja kar pee jae?
Patni (Pati se) : Kyon? Tumhe kya lagata hai ki mai chay banate
banate thak gayee hun?
Pati (Patani Se) : Are nahi, Dar asal main he cup plate dote dote thak
gaya hun.
Husband: Begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho,
"Jis se dil khush bhi ho jaye aur Jal bhi jaye"
Wife: Tumhare sab doston mein sab se acha KISS karne ka style tumhara hai...
Ek husband apani wife se - shanti ko bulao
Wife-Kaun apni kamwali?
Husband - Haa
Wife - Kyun?
Husband - Doctor ne bola hai ki goli
khao aur shanti ke saath so jao.
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"HUME APNI DOSTI KA HISAAB NAHIN AATA,
APKA PALAT KAR JAWAB NAHIN AATA!
HUM TO APKI YAAD MAIN SOTE TEK NAHIN,
AUR APKO SOKAR BHI HUMARA KHWAB NAHIN AATA."
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