[Hindi_Jokes] Two words for you.(Best Hindi Jokes)

 

Patani(Pati se) : Aap mujhe mera naam lekar mat mukara karen.
is se bachche bhi mera naam lekar pukarate hain.

Pati(Gusse se) : To kya main bhi tumhen bachcho ki tarah mummy kahakar pukarun?

wife : aapko bus me logo ne kyu mara?

husband : Are mere photo bus me niche gir gaya aur mene kaha
madam jara sari upper kijiye photo lena hai….

 

Pati (Patani Se) : Kyon na aaj ki chay bahar ja kar pee jae?

Patni (Pati se) : Kyon? Tumhe kya lagata hai ki mai chay banate
banate thak gayee hun?

Pati (Patani Se) : Are nahi, Dar asal main he cup plate dote dote thak
gaya hun.

Husband: Begum aaj koi aisi baat kaho,

"Jis se dil khush bhi ho jaye aur Jal bhi jaye"

Wife: Tumhare sab doston mein sab se acha KISS karne ka style tumhara hai...

Pati - Is Jeevan Se Mai Tang Aa Gaya Hun!
He Prabhu Mujhe Utha Le.

Patni - Nahi Bhagwan, Mere Pati Se Pahele Mujhe Utha Le.

Pati - To Prabhu, Mai Aab Apani Marji Vapis Leta
Hun,Tu Iski Ki Sun Le.

Ek husband apani wife se - shanti ko bulao
Wife-Kaun apni kamwali?
Husband - Haa
Wife - Kyun?
Husband - Doctor ne bola hai ki goli
khao aur shanti ke saath so jao.

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"HUME APNI DOSTI KA HISAAB NAHIN AATA,       

APKA PALAT KAR JAWAB NAHIN AATA!

HUM TO APKI YAAD MAIN SOTE TEK NAHIN,

AUR APKO SOKAR BHI HUMARA KHWAB NAHIN AATA."

Arvind Nigam

Mob:9015767768

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