Pati- "Oh!, kuch nahi, kuch nahi!" Patni- "Kuch nahi us botal me milega aapko, jisme pehle sharaab hua karti thi!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Santa- "Agar Ishwar ne sansaar ko banayaa hai to wo hame darshan kyu nahi deta?" Banta- "Shaayad isliye kyuki jis prakaar kaa uski vajah se vo bechaara kisi ko muh dikhaane *-*-*-*-*-*- Pita- "Munna, tum apni kakshaa me sabse peeche ho!" Munna- "Nahi pitaji, mere peeche deewaar bhi hai!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Santa- "Abe yaar, naali me badi durgandh aati hai, finaail kyu nahi daalte?" Banta- "Aapko kaise pata chala ki durgandh Banta (hanste hue)- "To aap apni naak me finaail kyu nahi chidakvaa lete?" *-*-*-*-*-*- *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek ladka apane lekhak se- "Yaar tumhari kahaaniyo ke paathak kitne hai?" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ladka- "Is dukaan me agar kaam karna hai, to ek baat hamesha yaad rakhna ki graahak hamesha sahi bolta hai. Ab batao yah yuvti kya keh rahi thi?" Naukar- "Vah keh rahi thi ki is dukaan ka maalik *-*-*-*-*-*- Ladki- "Aap kaise saabit kar sakte ho ki jaanwaro ki aankhe tej hoti hai?" Ladka- "Maine aaj tak kisi bhi jaanwar ko chashma lagaaye nahi dekha!" *-*-*-*-*-*- Ek ladka aur ladki motor cycle par safar kar rahe the, aage gadha aa gaya. Ladka- "Ye aapka saga sambhandi hai kya?" Ladki- "Kyu nahi, shaadi ke baad to mera sambhand isi tarah ke praaniyo se hoga!" *-*-*-*-*-*- http://goups.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010
[Hindi_Jokes] SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7-8
SUHANI KE SUHANE JOKES-7
Dear friends,
Aap logon ko ache ache jokes bej ahi hun.
Ummid karti hun ki aap ko jarur pasand aayenge.
Aap ke pass be agar koi ache ache jokes aur sms ho to hame jarur bejiye.
Aap ki friend
Suhani
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Dear friends,
Aap logon ko ache ache jokes bej ahi hun.
Ummid karti hun ki aap ko jarur pasand aayenge.
Aap ke pass be agar koi ache ache jokes aur sms ho to hame jarur bejiye.
Aap ki friend
Suhani
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