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Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? main jis ladki ka naam bhulana
chata hoon. us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
wife : ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?
ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
parrot hosh se jaga aur bola - jail?
car ka driver mar gaya kiya?
ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain.
ladki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
ladka : aaye the school samjh k vapas chale gaye.
I asked Abhishek what is the difference between
old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai.
aur
old wali se papa ki.
ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua hai "woh bhi itna chota"
sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya
Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.
sardar dukhi tha
kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 3 lakh diye the
ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.
man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki
se khodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Man: abey khidki nahi khul rahi.
Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mat kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..
doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.
woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
beta maa ka nahi hota?
answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.
2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.
Sardar sharab peeta ro raha tha.
Sharab wala : kyon ro rahe ho?
Sardar : aur kiya karon? main jis ladki ka naam bhulana
chata hoon. us ka naam yaad he nahi aa raha.
In art gallery couple sees picture of a girl covered by leaf.
Husband was keep watching her.
wife : ab chaloge bhi ya
Hawa k aane ka intezar kar rahe karte raho gaye?
ek admi ki car se parrot takra k behosh hogaya.
admi parrot ko ghar le gaya pinjre main rakha aur khana diya.
parrot hosh se jaga aur bola - jail?
car ka driver mar gaya kiya?
ladka hum 25 bahen bhai hain.
ladki : kiya aap k ghar family planning wale nahi aate?
ladka : aaye the school samjh k vapas chale gaye.
I asked Abhishek what is the difference between
old Umrao Jaan and new Umrao Jaan?
Abhishek: nayi wali se apni setting hai.
aur
old wali se papa ki.
ek sardar ka 20 saal baad beta hua. woh udas hogaya.
2nd dost : yaar udas kyon ho?
Sardar: 20 saal baad beta hua hai "woh bhi itna chota"
sardar: aaj main ne pani ko ullu bana diya.
freind: pani ko ullu? woh kaise?
sardar: oye! subha main ne pani garam kiya
aur thande pani se naha liya
Father: qutub minar kahan hai?
Son: pata nahi.
Father: kabhi ghar se bhi bahar nikla karo.
Son: jamil uncle koun hain?
Father pata nahi.
Son: kabhi ghar pe bhi ruka karo.
sardar dukhi tha
kisi ne pocha kyon tension main ho?
sardar: yaar ek dost ko plastic surgery k liye 3 lakh diye the
ab main us ko pehchan nahi pa raha hoon.
man to hotel manager: jaldi chalo, meri wife khidki
se khodh kar jaan dena chati hai.
manager: so .. sir what can i do?
Man: abey khidki nahi khul rahi.
Father beta ye lo 20 rupees mummy se mat kahna
k main nokrani k sath soya tha.
beta: dad aap bohat kanjos ho mummy pore 50 deti hain
jab woh driver k sath soti hain..
doctor to lady: kiya aap dilevery k waqat bache k baap ko
apne pass dekhna chati hain?
Lady: nahi un ko mere husband pasand nahi karte.
woh koun sa waqt hota hai jab bhai bhai ka nahi
beta baap ka nahi, maa beti ki nahi,
beta maa ka nahi hota?
answer: jab shadi main awaz ati hai khana khul gaya.
2007 ka faqir: baji bhoka hoon Allah k waste khana de do.
baji: abhi khana nahi bana, baad main aana.
Faqir: mera number le lo,
jab khana ban jaye to miscall kar dena.
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