Girl- Today i was cooking chicken, when i added HARA DHANIYA, guess what happened.
Boy- Pata nahi, tum batao
Girl- Chicken start dancing and singing "
HUM PE YE KISNE HARA RANG DAALA…
MAAR DAALA-ALLAAHH…
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best freind.
A good friend is one who tells you to study well…
But a
best friend is one who stands outside the examination room and shouts
"
Abbe kuch aa raha hai ya aur cheat fekuuuu…"
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what if doctors make film
Socho agar doctor film banate to title kya hota?
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1. Kabhi khansi kabhi jukam
2. kaho naa bukhar hai
3. TB no 1
4. Kal patient ho na ho
5. Hum blood de chuke sanam
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Gandhi jiiiiiiiii
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Munna Bhai: Aay circuit, baapu bole toh gandhi ji kapde kyu nahi pehantay thay?
Circuit: Bhai bole toh bapu bhi us time ke Salmaan Khan thay!!!
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