Monday, January 10, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes]funny joke

 

Ek baar ek aadmi ne badi tapasya ki. Shivji khush hue… Prakat hue… Bole…

Puttar maang maang… kya chahiye tujhey !

Bakth utha … bola shivji mujhey to aap sirf ek guitar de do!

Shivji bole kaisa gadha hai? Unhone kaha puttar tuney badi achchi tapsya ki hai. kuch bada maang!

Wo fir bola nahi ji mujhey to aap guitar hi do!

Shivji ne phir samajhaya abey kuch dhang ka maang!

Par wo bola, nahi aap to mujhey guitar hi do!

Shivji uskey pao main gir gaye bole yaar tu kuch aur maang. guitar na maang

Wo bola nai nai nai !! mujhey sirf guitar hi chahiye.

Ab Shivji gussey main aa gaye ..bole , abey agar guitar mere paas hota to main ye damaru kyo bajata phirta???


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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you.
Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte?
Santa : I love you Didi!!!!

                                      

                                                                                           

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