[Hindi_Jokes] Programming Songs

 

Programming Songs

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1. Two Recursive functions calling each other   
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein 
mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein 
pehle tum, pehle tum 

2. The debugger   
Jab koi baat bigad jaye 
Jab koi mushkil pad jaye 
Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz 

 5. Unexpected bug (esp. during presentation to client)     
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua 

 6. And then to the clien
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho 

7. Load Balancing 
Saathi haath badhana 
ek akela thak jayega 
mil kar bojh uthana 

8.  Modem - talk on a busy connection   
suno - kaho, 
kaha - suna, 
kuch huwa kya? 
Abhee to nahin... 
kuch bi nahin 

9. Windows getting open sourced   
Parde mein rahne do 
parda na uthao 
parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayega 
allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba 

10. Local variable 
Jeena Yahan Marna Yahan ,   
Iske siva Jana kaahan. 

11. Global variable   
Musafir hoon yaaron,   
na ghar hai na thikana   

12. Null pointers   
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya .. 

13. Dangling pointers 
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.   

14. GOTO   
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh 
Kahan shuru kahan khatam 
Ye manzilen hain kaun si 
Na woh samajh sake na hum 

15. Hidden or Private scope Variable/value   
Jaanejan .. dhoondta phir raha,   
Hoon tujhe raat din, 
main yahan se wahan


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