Thursday, December 15, 2011

[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Judge: U r crossing the limits. Lawyer: Kaun Saala
aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod,
I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! 
Bhagwan apko Naukri de! 
Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe!
Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? 
Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja

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May our friendship turn into silver,
silver into gold, gold into diamonds…
and may our diamonds be forever…
Then we’ll sell it OK? Fifty-Fifty

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A baby fish asked her mother: Y can’t we live on earth?
Mother Fish: Earth is not the place for FISH,
it’s made for SELFISH

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Paani mein Whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai.
Paani mein Brandy milao to nasha chadta hai.
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai

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Namashkar, yeh hamari faltoo SMS seva hai,
is mein hum logon ko waqt-bewaqt tang karte hain.
Is seva ka labh uthane ke liye shukriya,
ab aap apna kaam kariye

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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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Hamare group ke messages.
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