[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,
Uski gali se nikla,
Mere marne ke baad jab janaza mera,Uski gali se nikla,
Wo khidki pe aai aur boli,
ye saala bhi tapak gaya

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O burai ke rasgule,
Paap ki barfi,
Bewafai ke ladu,
Matlabi gulabjamun,
Dhokebaaz jalebi,
Jhut ki namak pari!
Tu bahut sweet hai re

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Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade zor se,
Humne bhi pyar kiya tha,Zindagi me bade sor se,
Ab hum pyar kare ge bade jor ke sath,
Kyu ki use kal shaam ko dekha kisi aur ke sath

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Bahu ka pehla aur dusra affaire sun kar,
Sasur na bahu ko mara,
Tisra aur chotha sun kar pati ne mara,
Saas kuch bhi nahi boli…..kyu?
Kyuki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi!!

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Nahi karti thi pyar,
To mujh ko bataya hota!
Bula ke park me u dhoke se,
Apne bhaiyo se to na pitvaya hota!

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Tu chand mange me chand de du,
Tu raat mange me raat de du,
Tu dil mange me dil de du,
Tu jaan mange………
Bas kar kya departmental store
samajh rakha hai kya?

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Hum gujare unki gali se ajab itefaq tha,
Unhone feka hum par phool,
Lekin gamla bhi sath tha!!

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Collage ki char diwari me ajib sa khel hota hai!
Khel-khel me do dilo ka mail hota hai!
Isliye har saal pappu fail hota hai!!

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Ye chand bhi kya julm dhata hai,
Bachpan me MAMA aur jawani me
SANAM nazar aata hai!!

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Har gali phulo se saza rakhi hai,
Har darwaje par ek ladki bitha rakhi hai,
Na jane kis darwaje se aao ge tum,
Isliye har ladki ko ek rakhi thama rakhi hai!!

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Is kadar hum aap ko chahte hai,
Ki duniya wale dekh ke jal jate hai,
U to hum sabhi ko ullu banate hai,
Lekin aap thoda jaldi banjate hai!!

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Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Tum mere dil me aise samai ho,
Jese bajare ke khet me bhes ghus aai ho!!

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Aahat si koi aye to lagta hai ki tum ho,
Hawa chale to lagta hai tum ho,
Ab tum hi batao,
Kya tum kisi BHOOT se kam ho!!

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Baat bahut khas mere sath ho gayi,
Kar diya humne ijhare ishq mobile se,
Lakh rupaye ki baat 40 paise me ho gayi!!

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Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Shama ro-ro ke parwane se keh rahi thi,
Mujhe rumaal la do, meri naak beh rahi hai!!

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Aam pake, angoor pake,
mithe ho gaye khajur,
Ek rupaye ki chinta mat
karna sms karna jarur!!

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Aapki baat he har gali me,
Har ladki ke dil me aapke liye pyar hai,
Ye koi chamtkar nahi he,
Samaye hi kuch aisa hai aaj rakhi jo hai!!

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Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Kiski majal he jo chede diler ko,
Gardish me gher lete hai kutte bhi sher ko!!

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Kudrat ne jab tumhe banaya hoga,
To bas confusion ka mahol chaya hoga,
Banana hoga gadha ya Bandar
Fir dono ka combination pasand aaya hoga

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Dared dil me gum ki kaliya khilti hai,
Ab to tanhai aksar hum se milti hai,
Aap ne band kiya jab se sms karna,
Mobile ki battery jyada chalti hai!

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Tum pass aaye ….
U muskuraye…
Apne 32 daat tumne dikhaye…
Dekh ke mera dil foot-foot ke rota hai,
Tum se brash bhi thik se hota hai!!

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Lamha â€"lamha waqt gujar jayega,
Chand lamho me exam aa jayega,
Abhi bhi waqt hai do line pad lo,
Warna pass kya tumhara sasur karvayega!!

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Zindagi me tum bahut aage jaoge,
Kyunki tum jaha bhi jaoge,
Log kahege…….chal chal aage ja.

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Exam start hote hi rone ka sama hota hai,
Aise mausam me hi to dimag ka dahi hota hai,
Paper me kuch likh nahi pate,
Ye fasana to marksheet me bayan hota hai!!

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Gf is beauty, wife is duty,
Gf is lovely, wife is pagli,
Gf is wisky, wife is risky,
Gf is rani, wife is paresani,
Gf is mango fruty, wife is kismet footy

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I Like U
I Like U
I Like U
I Like U Very Much
Believe Me
I Really Like U
Kyonki GEETA me likha hai :-"PAAP SE NAFRAT 
KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"

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Aadmi mandir kyu jata hai….?
Kyu ki waha :- aarti hai, pooja hai,bhavana hai, archana hai,
 Bhakti hai, vandana hai, aaradna hai, sadhna hai,
Upasna hai Or ye sab dil ko bahut sukun deti he..!!

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Tumhari life me
1 aisi ladki ayegi
jo sirf tumhari hogi
tum use behad pyar karoge
tum use kiss karoge
or
wo pass aa kar kahegi
I
Love
You…
Mummy….!!

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SMS karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari,
Hame Lagti hai yeh rasm badi pyari,
Yeh sms milte hi ek sms bhej dena,
kyunki hame bilkul pasand nahi 'Udhari...

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Sweet socho,
Smart socho,
Accha socho,
Saccha socho,
Pyara socho
i know its
difficult,So i have a shortcut
sirf hamare bare me socho.

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Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Pyaar main jo kabhi pakde jaao…..
Der na karo,foran bhai bahan ban jaao

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Ek haseena per nigaahe thahri thi,
uski aankhe jheel se bhi gahri thi,
Thak gaya main use I love u kahte kahte,
phir pata chala yaar wo to bahri thi 

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Jis Bus Me Baithi Ho Hashinaye
Us Bus Ke Sise Chitak Hi Jate He
Driver Chahe Jitni Tez Chalaye Bus
Diwane to Fir Bhi Latak Hi Jate He..!

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Kyo har mausam ki tarah badal jate ho,
kyo har roj mera dil dukhate ho ,
meri ruh tak kaap jati hai yah sunkar ,
ke,tum BARTAN MANJANE ke SABUN se nahate ho.

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Aashiyane hum nahi sajate,
Baagon me phool hum nhi ugaate,
Hamari ek pasand se tut jaynge hzaro DIL,
Isiliye to hum koi ? "GIRLFRIEND" ?
nahi banate.

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Aap kis gum me bethe ho,
Mera ek kaam kar do na,
Meri julfo ko lehra kar,
Ju nikal do na !

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[Hindi_Jokes] prishi pari ke funny sms

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny SMS

Marne ke bad hamare nasib me jannat ho na ho,
Ye hava ye fiza ho na ho,
 Are dost zinda ho to *sms* bhejo,
Kya pata hamari kabra pe coverage ho na ho…

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Ye shayari likhna unka kaam nahi,
Jinke dil aankhon mein basa karte hai.
 Shayari toh voh sakhas likhte hai,
Jo sharab se nahi, kalam se nasha karte hai

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Sapne the, sapno k aap sahil hue,
Na jane kaise hum apki pyaar k kabil hue,
Karazdar rahege hum uss hasin pal k,
Jab aap hamari zindagi mein shamil hue

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Dil ki mehfil mein ujala kijiye,
Roj pyaar bhare sms kiya kijiye,
Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi dear,
Apno k liye thoda waqt nikala kijiye

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Khuda kare har raat chand ban ke aaye,
Din ka ujala shaan ban ke aaye,
 Kabhi door na ho aapke chehre se hasi,
Naya din aisa mehaman ban ke aaye

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Pane se khone ka maza aur hai,
Band aankho se dekhne ka maza kuch aur hai,
Aansu bane lafz aur lafz bane gazal,
Teri yaado ke saath jine ka maza kuch aur hai…

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