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Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

American: do you know swimming?
Indian: no
American: dog is better than you, it swims
Indian: do you know swimming?
American: yes
Indian: then what's the difference between you and dog.

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wife:- Aji agar me goum ho gayi 
to tum kya karoge?
Husband:- Its a time 2 disco, 
kon dhundega tujko, 
kabhi na mile tu mujko,
its a time 2 disco.

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Q: What is common between
Zindagi ka Safar and women.
A: Koi samjha nahin
koi jana nahin

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Dear Frnd
I m Collecting
Gandhijis Photos

I need ur Contribution 2 my Collection
tho ghar me jitne b 10/50/100/500 /1000 k
notes ho,bhej dena

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Mummy- Beta kyo Ro rahe ho?
Beta- Papa ne muje kiss nhi ki.
Mumy- Beta, aapne papa ko table nhi sunaya hoga.
Beta- mummy, kaam wali ko koun se tables ate hain?

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Andheri sadak. Sunsaan Kabristaan.
Sooni haveli, Kala aasmaan.
Raat Ho Gayee, So-ja Shaitaan!
Gudnite!

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

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