Sunday, August 12, 2012

[Hindi_Jokes] HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :

 

HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT CITIZENS OF INDIA :



Scenario 1
 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
 

That's MUMBAI
 

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Scenario 2
 

Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out and call their friends on
 

their mobiles. Now 50 guys are fighting.
 

You are definitely in PUNJAB !!!
 

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Scenario 3
 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along and tries to make peace.
 

The first two get together and beat him up.
 

That's DELHI
 

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Scenario 4
 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 


A guy comes along and quietly opens a Chai-stall.
 

That's AHMEDABAD
 

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Scenario 5
 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes.
 

He writes a software program to stop the fight.
 

But the fight doesn't stop because of a virus in the program.


That's BANGALORE
 

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Scenario 6
 

Two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. 


A guy comes along and quietly says that "AMMA" doesn't like all this nonsense.. 


Peace settles in...
 

That's CHENNAI
 

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Scenario 7
 

Two guys are fighting and a third guy comes along, then a fourth
 

and they start arguing about who's right.
 

You are in KOLKATA
 

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Scenario 8
 

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes from nearby house and says, 


"don't fight in front of my place, go 
zumwhere else and keep fighting". 

That's KERALA !
 

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And the best one is ....
 

Scenario 9
 

Two guys are fighting. Third guy comes along with a carton of beer. 


All sit together drinking beer and abusing each other and all go home as friends.
 

You are in GOA !!!_______________

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