Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes
Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.
GF :- Wo kyun ?
Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.
GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.
Pappu :- Janu ab tum change
ho gayi ho.
GF :- Wo kyun ?
Pappu :- Ab main tumhe KISS
karta hu to tum Eyes Close
Nahi Karti.
GF :- Haramkhor, Pichli Bar
Close ki thi to Mere Purse se
100 Rs. Gayab The.
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Foreigner,
"India Mein Sabse Zayda
Baraf Kahan Padti Hai?"
.
smarts answer by our santa
.
Santa:
"Before 8 p.m. Kashmir, After 8 p.m.-
Whiskey Key Glass Mein !
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Wife= agr me kho jau, to tum kya kroge
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?
After few min
Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje
Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai..
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Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar
Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To
Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya
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Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.
SANTA : Impossible Sir! College
sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!
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Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/Hindi_Jokes
husband=me nirmal baba ke pas jauga
wife=baba se kya kahoge
husband=baba kirpa aani suru ho gyi h
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Sir: Film Ghajini Dekh k Aapko Kya Sabak Mila ?
After few min
Student: Sabak ye Mila K Ab Ganje
Bhi Maang Nikaal Sakte Hai..
******************************
Ladka: Kaha Ja rahi ho janeman..
LADKI: Besaram Tumhare Ghar
Me Maa Behan Nahi He Kya?
LADKA: Pata Nahi Aaj Mai To
Subah Hi Ghar Se Nikal Gaya
******************************
Teacher: Tum log roj 8 ghante soya karo.
SANTA : Impossible Sir! College
sirf 6 ghante ke liye hota hai!
******************************
Aap ko mere sms ache lagte hai na?
Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend
Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com
Aap be padiye aur aap ke friends ko be bejiye
Hamare group ke messages.
http://groupsyahoo.com/group/H
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