[Hindi Jokes] Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

 

Prishi Pari Ke Funny Jokes

Specially for Valentine's day

Wife (waking up from her sleep): i just had a
dream that u bought me a diamond necklace.
Husband: Go back to sleep & wear it. 

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Teacher: Isko translate koro
-
"ladki kapde pehen chuki
hai."
.
. .
.
.
All Boys ek sath me bole-
Ohhhhh... Shit.... We are late.

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Being in a relationship is a tough task!

Pehle apne BF ko dusro ki nazro se bachao!

Fir dusro ke BF ko apni nazro se bachao

its very difficult !

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2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo TENT laga k so
gaye..
.
RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli..
Usne dusre ko jaga k kaha:"Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe
kya nazar aatahai..??
.
2nd:"Bahut sare sitare
.
1st:"Isse kya pata chalta hai..??
.
2nd:"Asman khubsurat hai..
.
1st:"Abey Newton ki aulad Tent chori
ho gaya hai..

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Statement of boys, when they remain
unsuccessful in making girlfriends in
College...
1st semester: Meri to pehle se hai...
2nd sem: Chalo try karenge
3rd sem: Apne batch me koi dhang ki nahi hai
4th sem: Juniors bhi dhang ki nahi hai
5th sem: Bhai kisise intro. to kara...
6th sem: Koi bhi chalegi...
7th sem: Mere paas time nahi tha varna...
And Finally
With Full Attitude
8th sem: Dekha puri degree ho gayi
paraaj tak kisiko bhaav nahi diya

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Akalmand Pappu

Pappu : I Love You

Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata Hai Kya..?

Pappu :- OH...Ho..
Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT MAGNA SHURU
or gift b kya maang rhi h , chappal :P

Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag yaha se :D :P
I hate u..

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Aap reply doge to muje kushi hogi.
Thanking u
Aap ki friend

Prishi Pari
prishipari2011@gmail.com

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