Sunday, February 22, 2015

[Hindi Jokes] Shayaris, Jokes, Quotes (22.02.15)

 


CHAK DE

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कुछ तो संभाल कर रखते...

देखो मुझे भी खो दिया तुमने..।।

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सोचता हूँ की उन्हें इतना याद ना करूँ..

लेकिन आँख बंद करते ही इरादे बदल जाते हैं..

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A drunk Marathi bhau enters a bar orders a drink and yells:

"Hey, you wanna hear a Sardar joke?"

In deep husky voice a man next to him says:

"Before you tell that joke Sir, I think it is fair to inform you that you are drunk for sure, you should know 5 things about this place...

1. Bartender is Sardar,

2. Bouncer is Sardar,

3. I'm a 6 feet tall, 260 LB Sardar with a black belt,

4. Man sitting next to me is Sardar and is a professional weightlifter.

5. Man to your right is a Sardar and a professional wrestler. 

Now think about it. 

Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The drunk Marathi bhau thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares:
"Nako re Baba. Who's gonna explain the joke 5 times !!"😆😆😆😆

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यूँ तो हर बात सहने का हौसला है इस दिल को

तेरा इक नाम ही मुझकों कमज़ोर कर देता है !!

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अकेले हम ही शामिल नहीं है इस जुर्म में जनाब...

नजरे जब मिली थी मुस्कुराए तुम भी थे।💞

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 Newly married husband puts a notice in front of his residence:

FOR SALE

Computer and Encyclopedia both in good condition. 

Reason for selling: No longer needed. Got married.
Wife knows EVERYTHING ...with backup server called 

"Mother In Law "😂😂😜😜

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When you are in love, you make wonders happen.

Once married, you wonder, what happened!😜

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Neend To Bachpan Me Ati Thi
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Ab To Mobile Ko Rest Dene
Ke Liye So Jate Hai....😜😜😜😜😁😁😂

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VERY HEART TOUCHING.
(BITTER TRUTH )

An old man took his phone to a Repair shop.

Repairer told : NOTHING IS WRONG with this phone.

Old man with tears in his eyes said : 
Then why DON'T my children ever call me ?

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 Could not stop sharing 
🎋मिर्ची का स्वभाव भी पुरुषों की तरह तेज होता हे
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लेकिन मिर्ची चाहे कितनी ही तेज हो 
औरतें अचार बना ही लेती है

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