Brad Pitt and Vidya Balan get marriedAfter marriage, lots of students gather at their home ..... why ???
because her name becomes Vidya Pitt (vidyapeeth)
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uske upar ek pull bana hua tha.....
pull par bahut saari ladkiyan khadi thi......
sab ki sab ek hi ladke ki deewani thi.......
Guess who was the lucky guy??????
Jo hai albela mad naino wala...
jiski diwaniBRIDGEki har bala.....
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If a CAT crosses ur way , when u are going some where , then what does it
It means that the Cat is also going somewhere
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Rahul Gandhi --> mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho paaa rahi........
sonia gandhi --> kyun beta???????? ????????
rahul gandhi --> har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do
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But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man...
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santa and banta r discussing-- -------
santa----- "if i drink coffee, i can't sleep!!!!"
Banta----- "with me it's the opposite.if i sleep i can't drink coffee."
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Oneday Ravan went to a disco....... ......... .........
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya........ ............ ..
bcoz it was written on the gate that "entry fee Rs.1500 per head"
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who make Ganesh to Anesh...????
" KAILASH KHER "tere naam se " G " loon....
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Ek din ek aadmi apne naukar ko Priya Gold biscuit laane bolta hai. To
naukar biscuit laane Pakistanjaata hai.
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