1-Ladki ko pahle dekho aur wo jab aapke samne
dekhe to use ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch
hai aur jab wo gaal ko saaf kare to ishare se bolo
ki iss gaal par nahi baju ke gaal par hai, this is best
formula in the world..is tarah se maine kai ladkiyo
ko pataya hai.
2-Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use
baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay
tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal
sakti hai.
3-mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko
Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon
se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha
Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur
Ladkiyan Pat gai.
4-agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle uske pass jao,
uska picha karo, us ko dekhte raho, then kuch dino
baad usko ignore karna shuru kardo bus wo pareshan
ho jayegi us ke baad wo khud aap mein intrest legi
then u can go ahead..
5-Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai)
khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se
wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.
12-unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe
aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.
13-agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa
Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur
bhi karib aate jaenge.
14-Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake
hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.
15-Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut
achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise
kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko
dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.
16-Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke
paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko
Funny SMSyaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte
rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge
17-Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha
wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna
najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.
18-Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat
kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat
karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.
19-Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron
me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane
ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.
20-Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki
sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha
frankly unse mile.
21-Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha
chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan
furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.
22-agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film
ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling
bantkar khush aur impress hongi.
23-aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good
Morning SMS bhejkar karen.
24-Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS
bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai
25-Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko
chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan
Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.
27-Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai
issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar
ki tarah react kare.
28-agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura
karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress
hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.
29-Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare,
isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.
30-Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe,
isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane
rahenge.
31-unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo
agree ho jaye to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand
me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.
34-Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko
dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.
35-Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake
hand jarur kare.
36-Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target
karke Loveable song jarur gaye.
37-Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use
jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri
kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri
kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress
help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye
jaruri sabak hai.
39-Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki
emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.
40-agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap
unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se
Pyar badata hai.
41-agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol
khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol
nikalkar jarur de.
42-unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe,
Lekin ek limit me hi.
43-agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap
unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur
feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe
jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.
45-Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti
hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.
46-Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek
Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny
Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny
Shayari Collection)
47-agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap
bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke
mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar
unhe impress kar sakte hai.
48-agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane
unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.
jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.
50-apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule,
aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha
, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.
51-unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna
Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.
52-agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail
karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki
hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.
53-agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to
unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par
unki madad karte rahe.
54-agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai
se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek
samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke
ghar aana jana laga rahega.
55-Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye
aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.
56-Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath
hi baat kare.
57-agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to
usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling
ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse
Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.
58-agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap unko Nick
name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.
59-Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki
Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne
se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.
60-agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to
unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe.
61-Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki
unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe,
Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
62-agar aap kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho
to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar
mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi,
Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.
65-agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre
to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee
ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke
sath khub hansi mazak kare.
67-agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte
ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aurapna
Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka
silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge..
68-aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke
liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse
baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino
tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aaps
mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.
69-Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi
jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa
rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur
aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.
70-Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch
quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body
Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana
bahut asan ho jata hai.
71-agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de,
bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni
buri aadato ko chhod de.
72-Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare
aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe
Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand
karti hai.
73-Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa
kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image
ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah
hi Behavior kare.
74-agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane
hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi
ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.
75-aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare,
isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress
karne ke liye jaruri hai.
76-aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan
ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.
77-agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to
uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki
unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi
78-Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai
issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.
79-Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand
karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo
issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko
impress kar sakte hai.
81-Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge
Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me
bahut hi Helpful hota hai.
82-Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti
hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.
83-aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi
pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare,
isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.
Formula 84
84-agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki
shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa.
Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress
hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.
Formula 85
hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya
kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki
aur attract karegi.
86-agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks
jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti
formalities bahut kaam aati hai.
87-agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf
suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna
ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko
apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.
89-apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set
aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi".
Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress
hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna
92-unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki
koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap
unme interest rakhte hai.
93-agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke
Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki
turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan
wali ho ussi condition me hi).
94-agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse
"AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap
unka bahut respect karte hai.
95-unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki
baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.
96-har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai
issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe.
ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.
97-aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse
Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi
98-agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi
Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic
Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.
99-unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi
baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.
100-aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar
sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.
101-aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate
kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye,
isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi.
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