Tuesday, July 28, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] LADKIO KO PATAE KE JABARDAST NUSHKHE

 

1-Ladki ko pahle dekho aur wo jab aapke samne 

dekhe to use ishara maro ki uske gaal par kuch 

hai aur jab wo gaal ko saaf kare to ishare se bolo 

ki iss gaal par nahi baju ke gaal par hai, this is best 

formula in the world..is tarah se maine kai ladkiyo 

ko pataya hai.


2-Ladkiyon se usi topic par baat-chit karo jis me use 

baat karne me maza aaye, isse wo aapse bahut samay 

tak baat kar sakti hai. aur aapki Dosti Pyar me bhi badal 

sakti hai.


3-mere ek Dost ki 56 Girl Friend hai. usne un sabhi ko 

Patane ke liye jo Formula use kiya hai wo hai- "Ladkiyon 

se hamesha unke baare me hi baate karo". wo hamesha

Ladkiyon se unke hi baare me baate karte rahta tha aur 

Ladkiyan Pat gai.


4-agar Ladki ko patana hai to pahle uske pass jao,

uska picha karo, us ko dekhte raho, then kuch dino 

baad usko ignore karna shuru kardo bus wo pareshan 

ho jayegi us ke baad wo khud aap mein intrest legi 

then u can go ahead..

 

5-Ladkiyan agar group me ho to aap unhe (Jinhe Patana hai) 

hi dekhte rahe, aisa karne se wo bhi aap ke taraf attract ho jayegi.


6-Hamesha Ladki ke aankho se aankhen milakar 

hi baat kare, isse Ladkiyan impress hoti hai.


7-Ladkiyon se jab bhi mile ek pyaari si smile jarur kare.

 

8-Hamesha unki help ke liye taiyaar rahe.


9-unka Birth day kabhi naa bhule aur unhe koi Beautiful 

gift jarur de, yaa ek Rose.


10-uus par kabhi bhi gussa na kare, Hamesha pyaar se hi pesh aaye.


11-Ladkiyan Shayari pasand karti hai, isliye aksar unhe unki 

khubsurti par koi Shayari sunate rahe, aisa karte rahne se 

wo aapke pyaar me pagal ho jayegi.


12-unse hamesha achche Dress me hi mile, yaad rakhe 

aap ko bhi attractive dkhna padega.

 

13-agar aap ek hi class me hai to unko Study me yaa 

Notes banane me Help karte rahe, aisa karne se aap unke aur

bhi karib aate jaenge.


14-Aap jab bhi unse mile unhe Hi yaa Hello yaa Shake 

hand karna na bhule, isse apna pan badata jaega.

 

15-Ladkiyon ko Good personality wale Ladke bahut 

achche lagte hai, issliye koi achchi si Gym me exercise

kar apni Body ko attractive banaye. isse Ladkiyan aapko 

dekhte hi impress ho jaengi.


16-Agar aapke pass cell phone hai aur us ladki ke 

paas bhi ( jise aap patana chahte hai), to aksar usko

Funny SMSyaa Love SMS yaa Friendship SMS bhejte 

rahe. aisa karne se aap unki yaado me bane rahenge


17-Friendship aur Valentines day ko unhe hamesha 

wish kare aur ek Pyara sa Gift jarur de. aisa karna 

najdiki badane ke liye bahut jaruri hai.


18-Ladkiyon se hamesha Romantic mood me hi baat 

kare, aise baat kare jisse unhe lage ki aap ko unse baat 

karke bahut hi maza aa raha hai.


19-Hamesha unko Respect de, isse aap unki nazaron 

me ek achche Ladke bane rahenge, jo Ladki patane 

ke liye bahut hi jaruri hai.


20-Ladkiyon se kabhi mat sharmaiye, Maximum Ladki 

sharmile Ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai, issliye hamesha

frankly unse mile.


21-Apni Personality perfect rakhne ke liye hamesha 

chust durust dikhe, na ki sust yaa kaamchor. Ladkiyan

furtile Ladko ko hi pasand karti hai.


22-agar Ladki Filmo ki shaukin hai to usse aksar Film

ke hi bare me baate kare, isse wo aapse apni feeling 

bantkar khush aur impress hongi.

 

23-aap apne din ki shuruwat unhe ek mast Good 

Morning SMS bhejkar karen.


24-Raat ko sone se pahle ek Pyara sa Good Night SMS

bhejkar bhi aap unhe impress kar sakte hai


25-Maximum Ladkiyan Clean shave kiye hue Ladko 

ko Like karti hai issliye sexy dikhne ke liye shave karte rahe.


26-Ladkiyon ke samne hamesha apna Cina taan kar

chale, aisa karne se Mardangi jhalkti hai aur Ladkiyan

Mardon ko hi pasand karti hai.


27-Ladkiyan darpok ladko ko pasand nahi karti hai 

issliye aap darna chhod de aar Ladkiyon se ek nidar 

ki tarah react kare.


28-agar Ladki aapse kuch mange to use jarur pura 

karne ki koshish kare, isse Ladkiyan aapse itni impress

hongi jiski aap imagine bhi nahi kar sakte.


29-Unke Birth day par sabse pehle aap wish kare,

isse wo aapko kabhi nahi bhul payengi.


30-Hamesha unse kisi na kisi bahane milte rahe, 

isse aap unki nazaron aur yaado me aksar bane

rahenge.


31-unhe Dinner ya Lunch ke liye offer kare, ager wo 

agree ho jaye  to unke pasand ke hotel me unke pasand 

ki dish order kare. wo turant aap par fida ho jayegi..


32-Ladkiyon se pehle Dosti karo baad me unse apne 

Dil ki baat kahna, Pyar ke mamle me patience se kaam le.

 

33-jab wo aap se baat kare to unki baato ko unki aankon 

me aankhen dalkar dhyanpurvak sune.

 

34-Agar Ladki aapki neighbor ho to roz subah unko 

dekhte hi Good Morning jarur kahe.

 

35-Agar Ladki aapki Class met ho to unse shake

hand jarur kare.


36-Agar aap unke sath antakhari khele to unko target

karke Loveable song jarur gaye.

 

37-Agar wo aapse raste par Lift mange to aap use 

jarur de, aur aise react kare jaise aap bahut jaruri 

kaam se ja rahe the Lekin unke liye aapne jaruri 

kaam chhod kar unhe Lift di, isse wo aap se Impress 

hue bina nahi rah sakegi aur aap use aasani se pata lenge.

 

38-agar wo koi problem me ho to sabse pehle unki

help ke liye aap pahuche, ye Ladki patane ke liye

jaruri sabak hai.

 

39-Ladkiyan bahut emotional hoti hai isliye unki 

emotion ki hamesha sammaan kare.

 

40-agar Ladki koi bhari kaam kar rahi hai to aap

unki madad jarur kare. kaam me hath batane se 

Pyar badata hai.

 

41-agar School/College me unki Gaadi ka Petrol 

khatam ho gaya ho to aap apni Gaadi ka Petrol 

nikalkar jarur de.


42-unse hamesha hansi mazak karte rahe,

Lekin ek limit me hi.

 

43-agar Ladki kahi paidal ja rahi ho to aap 

unhe apni Bike me Pahucha dene ka offer jarur

kare, aisa impression jamane ke liye badiya mauka hai.


44-aap kisi Ladki ko bahut pyar karte hai to apni 

feeling ko Pink color ke paper par likhkar unhe 

jarur de, yaani unhe Love Letter likhe.

 

45-Maximum Ladkiyan Funny Ladke pasand karti 

hai, isliye aapko bhi Funny banana padega.


46-Jab bhi aap Ladkiyon se mile to unhe ek

Mazedar Jokes jarur sunaye, yaa kuch Funny 

Shayari hi. (click here for Funny SMS & Funny 

Shayari Collection)

 

47-agar wo Morning walk karne jati hai to aap 

bhi uske sath sath walk karne jaye, subah ke 

mast mahaul me aap unse Mazedar baate kar 

unhe impress kar sakte hai.


48-agar unke paas cell phone hai to kisi bhi bahane 

unse Contact karte rahiye, aur SMS bhi bhejte rahiye.

(click here for World's largest collection of SMS)

 

49-agar unka tabiyat thik naa ho to unse milne jarur

jaye, aur unka haal chaal jarur puche.

 

50-apne Birth Day me unhe invite karna na bhule, 

aur aaye to ye kahna "aap hi ka intzar kar raha tha

, ab aap aa gai ho ab mai Cake katunga.


51-unke diye hue Gift ki tarif jarur kare, tarif karna

Deep me Ghee dalne ke saman hai.

 

52-agar unka Mail ID aap jante ho to unko Mail 

karte rahe aur ye ehsas dilaye ki aap dinbhar unki

hi khayalo me khoye rahte hai.

 

53-agar aap ko apne Padosan ko patana ho to 

unke ghar aate jate rahe aur jarurat padne par

unki madad karte rahe.

 

54-agar Padosan ka bhai bhi hai to, Pehle uske bhai

se Dosti karo, uske bhai ki nazaro me aap ek 

samajhdar Ladke ki tarah raho, isse aapka unke

ghar aana jana laga rahega.

 

55-Har insan apni tarif sunana chahta hai, isliye 

aap Ladki ke har Chijo ki tarif karte rahe.

 

   
56-Ladkiyon se hamesha Confidence ke sath

hi baat kare.

 

57-agar aap kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte hai to 

usse baat karne ki koshish kare. aur apni feeling 

ko kisi din Letter me likhkar unhe de do. isse 

Ladki aapke Himmat ki Kayal ho jayegi.

 

58-agar unka koi Nick name ho to aap  unko Nick 

name se hi pukare. isse aap unko apne se lagenge.

 

59-Jab bhi aap unse mile to unko uske pasand ki

Chocolate jarur de. Ladkiyon ke shauk pure karne 

se unko Patane me aasani hoti hai.


60-agar Ladki ice-cream khane ki shaukin ho to

unko jarur isske liye offer karte rahe.


61-Ladkiyon ko kabhi bhi ghur kar naa dekhe balki 

unhe hamesha Pyaar bhari nazaron se hi dekhe,

Ladki aapki Diwani ho jayegi.


62-agar aap  kisi Ladki ko Propose karna chahte ho

to, aap unka ek hath pakadkar unhe Red Rose dekar 

Propose kare. wo aap ka Proposal jarur accept kar legi.


63-unki har ada ki tarif jarur kare, wo jarur khush hongi.

 

64-Propose karna Mard ka kaam hai iss liye aap ye

mat soche ki Ladki aakar aapko Propse karengi, 

Pahle aapko hi Propose karna hoga.


65-agar wo kabhi aapke ghar ke samne se gujre

to use apne ghar jarur bulayen, aur Chaay ya Coffee

jarur pilaye. isse wo aapke mehman navaji ki kayal ho jayegi.

 

66-agar aap unka ghar jante hai to Holi ke din uske 

ghar unke sath Holi khelne jana na bhule aur unke 

sath khub hansi mazak kare.


67-agar aap Party me kisi Ladki ko Patana chahte

ho to, aap sabse pehle unse jakar mile aurapna

Introduction de, isse dhire-dhire baat chit ka  

silsila shuru hoga aur aap use Pata lenge..


68-aap ki Padosan agar School/College jane ke 

liye nikal rahi ho to aap unke sang hole aur unse 

baat karte hue aap bhi jaye. aisa Continue 3 Dino 

tak kare aur 4th Din mat jana, wo 5th Din aaps

mulakat se aap use Pata hi lenge.



69-Ladki Patane ke liye Confidence bahur hi 

jaruri hai isliye aap Pahle apne aap pe bharosa 

rakhiye ki aap use Pata kar hi Dumm lenge, aur

aap apne Confidence ke bal par hi use Pata lenge.


70-Ladkiyan Patane ke liye apne aap me kuch 

quality paida kare, jaise Singing, Dancing, Body 

Building, Acting. quality hone se Ladki Patana

bahut asan ho jata hai.

 

   
71-agar aap me koi buri aadat ho to use chhod de, 

bure Ladke pasand nahi kiye jate hai, isliye apni 

buri aadato ko chhod de.


72-Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Smoking na kare 

aur na hi Drinking. ye baat hamesha yaad rakhe

Ladkiyan Good Manners wale Ladko ko hi Pasand 

karti hai.


73-Ladkiyon ke samne kabhi bhi Gandi baate naa 

kare isse aapka unke samne ek bad boy ki image

ban jaygi. aap unke samne Talented person ki tarah 

hi Behavior kare.


74-agar aap jante hai ki wo kis Film Hero ki Fane 

hai to aap usi Hero ke jaisi Hare Style rakhe aur usi 

ki tarah dikhne ki khoshish kare. Ladki aapse impress hogi hi.



75-aap hamesha unse sach bolne ki koshish kare,

isse aap unhe sachche Ladke lagenge. jo ki impress 

karne ke liye jaruri hai.


76-aap unke prati hamesha vafadar rahe, har Ladkiyan 

ek vafadar sathi ki talash me rehti hai.


77-agar aapke makaan ke kiraye daar ko Patana ho to 

uske kuch mahine ka Kiraya maaf karde. isse aapki 

unse najdikiyan badengi. aur wo aapka ehsan mand ho jaengi


78-Ladkiyan hazirjawab Ladkon ko Pasand karti hai 

issliye aap hazirjawab dene wale person baniye.


79-Kai Ladkiyan filmo ki baate karna bahut pasand

karti hai, aise Ladkiyon se aap unke pasand ki filmo

ke baare me baate karke unhe impress kar sakte hai.


80-intelligent Ladko se Ladkiyan impress hoti hai 

issliye aap apni Study improve karke Ladkiyon ko 

impress kar sakte hai.


81-Ladkiyan Patane ke liye aapka General Knowledge

Strong hona chahiye, GK Ladkiyon ko Patane me 

bahut hi Helpful hota hai.

82-Ladkiyan saaf suthri image wale Ladko ko Like karti 

hai issliye aap jhagde-jhanjhaton se dur hi rahe.


83-aap jis Ladki ko Patana chahte hai use agar koi 

pareshaan kar raha ho to aap us Ladki ki madad kare,

isse wo Ladki aapse turant Pat jayegi.


Formula 84

84-agar wo koi khaas type ke Book read karne ki

shaukin ho to aap use wo Book Gift kare (for exa.

Comics, Film Magazines etc.). wo aapse jarur impress 

hongi aur aap unhe easily Pata lenge.

Formula 85

hamesha koi badiya Body Spray (Perfume) lagaya 

kare. aapke Body ki khushbu Ladkiyon ko aapki 

aur attract karegi.


   
86-agar wo aapki kuch help kare to usse thanks

jarur kahe. impression jamane ke liye ye chhoti-chhoti 

formalities bahut kaam aati hai.


87-agar aapke paas Bike ho to use hamesha saaf

suthri rakhe, Ladkiyan Saaf suthri Bike me hi ghumna 

Pasand karti hai. issliye apne Bike ko attractive banaaye.


88-Aap Mobile set aisa rakhe jo aapki Personality

ko suet kare. achhe Mobile set rakh kar Ladkiyon ko 

apni taraf attract kiya ja sakta hai.


89-apne cell phone ke wallpaper me unka Photo set 

kar ke rakhe, aur use dikhaye wo aapse jarur impress hongi.


90-aap kisi din unse ye kah kar ki "aap mujhe 

aapna autograph denge to ye meri khushnasibi hogi". 

aap unka autograph mangkar unko impress kar sakte hai.


   

91-apne cell phone me koi Romantic Ring tone hi rakhe,

Romantic Ring tone sunkar Ladkiyan jarur impress 

hoti hai. Ladkiyon ko Patane ke liye unhe impress karna 

bahut hi jaruri hai.


92-unke ghar ke paas se jab bhi gujre unhe dekhne ki 

koshish jarur kare. unhe ye ehsas dilana jaruri hai ki aap

unme interest rakhte hai.


93-agar aap unse kahi mile aur unke sath me unke

Parents ho to unke Paanv (charan) chhue. Ladki

turant aapse impress hogi (agar Ladki JaanPehchan 

wali ho ussi condition me hi).


94-agar wo age me aapse chhoti ho phir bhi aap unse 

"AAP" kahkar hi baat kare. unhe lagna chahiye ki aap

unka bahut respect karte hai.


95-unke sath kabhi bhi bahas nahi kare hamesha unki

baat ka sath de. tabhi unko Pata sakte hai.


   

96-har Ladki apne Khubsurti ki tarif sunana chahti hai 

issliye aap unki khubsurti ka hamesha tarif karte rahe.

ye Ladki Patane ka Super hit Formula hai.


97-aap unhe hamesha ye kahe ki wo Duniya ki sabse 

Beautiful Ladki hai. wo aap se hamesha khush rahegi 

aur easily set ho jayegi.

98-agar kabhi unke sath Film jane ka mauka mile to koi

Romantic Film hi dekhne jaye, unke sath Romantic 

Film dekhi matlab Ladki Patti.

 

99-unse kabhi bhi gandi baate na kare unse achhi

baate hi kare, tabhi kamyabi milegi.

 

100-aap unse ye kahe ki aap unke liye kuch bhi kar

sakte hai, wo aap se impress hogi hi.

 

101-aap unke sath hamesha unke baare me hi baate

kare, aur unko special hone ka ehsas jarur dilaye, 

isse wo aapki Diwani ho jayegi.

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