Friday, July 24, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] funny jokesss...

 

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Lalu to Rabri: Agar tum batao ki is bag ke andar kya hai, to sare eggs tumare, agar batao kitne eggs to 8 ke 8 tumare, aur agar tum bata do ke ande kiske hain to vo murgi bhi tumari.

 

Rabri: Lalu Ji, Koi hint do na?

 

A newly married girl got first class in B.Ed exam.

 

Her excited husband sent SMS to his father-in-law: Your daughter is first class in Bed.

 

Train mein ik mosquito Chinese ke sir pe aa baitha. Vo us ko pakar ke kha gaya.

 

Fir ik matchar Bania pe baitha. Us ne pakar ke Chinese ko poocha “khareedoge kya !!!”

 

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Bania's Son: Papaji bahar Swimming pool k liye chanda mang rahe he..

 

Kanjoos Bania: Koi baat nahi Beta, Ek lota paani de de.

 

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Teacher: Tumhare papa 500 rupees loan lete hain. 10% interest ke hisab se voh 1 saal bad loan vapis karte hain. Batao kitne paise vapis karenge?

 

Bania's son: Kutch bhi nahi.

 

Teacher: Tum maths nahi jante.

 

Banis's son: Me to maths janta hu, par aap mere papa ko nahi jante.

 

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Bania's son: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kharab hai SPECKS banva do.

 

Kanjoos Bania took him outside & said: Voh dekh kya hai?

 

Son: Suraj

 

Kanjoos Bania: Abbe ullu ke patthe, aur kitni dur tak dekhna chahe hai tu.

 

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Santa & Banta were sitting in a kabristan & were talking.

 

Santa: Banta Ji, dekho yeh murde kitne aaraam se apni kabron mein sote hain.

 

Sare murde uth khare hue aur bole: Kiyun na soye, yeh jaga apni jaan de ke hasil kee hai...

 

 

Chor ik ghar main chori karne gaya.

 

Tijori pe likha tha “Tijori ko todne ki jarurat nahi hai 452 number press karke sahmne vala lal batan dabao, tijori khul jaegi. Jaise hi batan daba alarm baja aur police aa gayi.

 

Jate jate chor seth se bola: aaj mera insaniyat se vishvas uth gaya hai!!!

 

Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola: Mobile hai kya?

 

Nurse: Kiyun?

 

Bacha: Zara GOD ko delivery message bhejna hai.

 

 

Vo bi kya din the jab ladkian apko apni baho main leti thi kiss karti thi aur kehti thi:

 

Kitna pyara baccha hai!!!

 

 

Jo hamesha hasta rehta hai usko HUSMUKH kehte hai.

 

Aur jiska hasna hi bilkul bandh ho gaya hai usse kya kehte hai?

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HUSBAND :)

 

Teacher: Aaj tum late kyu aaye? School 7 baje shuru hota he.

 

Kid: Madam, Aap meri fikar mat kia karo, School shuru karwa dia karo.

 

Teacher: Agar dharti pe pani na hota to kya hona tha.

                                                                                                         

Bania ka beta: Hum to kangaal ho jate. Mera bapu milk me kya milata?


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