[Hindi_Jokes] HASYA KA HALWA

 

HASYA KA HALWA

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GIRL'S FATHER - MAIN NAHIN CHAHTA KE MERI YE EKLAUTI BETI
EK GADHE KE SAATH SARI JINDAGI BITAYE.

 

BOY FRIEND - RIGHT... BUS ISILIYE MAIN USE
 YAHAN SE LE JAANE AAYA HUN PITAJEE..

 

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WIFE - EK BAAT BOLOON ? MARNAA MAT !.

HUSBAND  (AKHBAAR PADHTE PADHTE) - HAAN DEAR, BOLO BOLO.

WIFE - MAIN NA.....MAIN NA.. PREGNANT HUN...

HUSBAND - REALLY...ARRE GOOD,  YEH TOH GOOD NEWS HAI. DAR KYON RAHI

                   THI HEYN...?

WIFE - COLLEGE KE DINON MEIN EK BAAR PAPPA KO BATAYA THA, BADI MAAR

           PADI THI. AB TAK YAAD HAI.!!!!!

 

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EK LADKA LADKI KE PITA KE PAAS USKA HAATH MANGANE AAYA.

PITA - BETA, DRINKS VAGAIRAH TOH NAHIN LETTE HO NA ?

LADKA - JI JHOOTH KYON BOLOON. PEETA HUN.

PITA - CIGGARETTE, PAAN TAMBAKOO....

LADKA - JHOOT NAHIN BOLOONGA. ROJ.....ROJ. ...PITAJI.

PITA - ACHCHHA...TOH SATTA, JUA VAGAIRAH TOH JANNE KI JAROORAT HI NAHIN 

          MERRE KHAYAL MEIN.

LAKDA - BILKUL BILKUL PITA JEE.

PITA - KABHI KABHI JHAGDA , MARAMAARI... .?

LADKA - HANN PITA JI. AAP TOH ANUBAHVI HO. IN SAB CHEEJON SE TOH DOOR

              REHNA NAMOOMKIN SAA HAI. HAI NA .

PITA -  GREAT BETA GREAT, TUJH MEIN YE TAMAM DHER SAARE NEGATIVE 

            POINTS AA GAYE HAIN. KUCHH
POSITIVE.

LADKA -  HAAN HAAN PITAJEE HAI NA

 

 

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MERA  POSITIVE HAI !!!!!              

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