Thursday, September 24, 2009

[Hindi_Jokes] Wise SMS 34 ENJOY LIFE

 


hindi jokes

Mah.P.

Jai Hind

Wise SMS

 

true relation

True Relation
when someone hurts you
and you didn’t hurt back.
When someone shouts at you
and you didn’t shout back.
But when someone needs you
you always come back.

 

test of a friend

A friends cannot be considered a friend
unless he is tested on 3 occasions:
1: In the time of need.
2: Behind your back.
3: After your death.

 

hundred words of a true friend

Hundred words of a true friend
can never give pain.
But a true friend’s silence can give
hundred tears in your eyes.
So, Hamesha Bak Bak Kartay Rehna!!

 

things in boys room!

Things in boys room!
Before Marriage:
Perfumes
Love Letters
Gifts
Friendship Cards
After Marriage:
Pain Killers
Loan Papers
Unpaid Bills
List for Shopping
Happy Unmarried Life

 

high expectations of a girl

Teacher asks Girl:
Which part of Human body
Expands 10 times its normal size..?
Girl: I can’t answer this question
I feel shy…!
Teacher asks same question to a boy.
Boy replies: Its the Pupil of Human Eye.
Teacher: Right!
Then turns to the girl:
Listen girl your thinking is wrong
and your expectations are too high.

 

Love Car

Relationship made by Love are like Engine.
and Love with the relatives is like Petrol.
So both are necessary for running Love Car.

 

let you fall in Love

Never waste an opportunity
to say I Love You
to someone you really like.
Because, It is not everyday
you will meet the person
who has the magic
to let you fall in Love.





Wise SMS 34 ENJOY LIFE
Wise SMS 34 ENJOY LIFE

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